New PFP who dis?

Reality. This is fucking reality.

Oh it absolutely is. I told them if they REALLY wanted to see it, to watch it at home with a parent.

My 3rd graders: “Can we watch Coraline since it’s spooky month?” Me: “Do you think your parents would be okay with you seeing the nearly naked old ladies in it?” Kids: “Um… No?” Me: “Then no.”

So drag queen story times are too much for kids but live executions are A-okay?

My principal found and followed my personal nerdy TikTok… Time to light it on fire and watch it burn. Lmao (I’m kidding she’s cool w it. I’m just dramatic and not used to people I interact with knowing the side hustle)

I stayed home one day this week and left my kids w a writing assignment where they had to make up a reason why I was gone. I got: 1. Abducted by aliens 2. Was recruited into the FBI 3. Was actually a spy and had a secret mission 4. Just straight up died (tf kid?)

Doing an Artober challenge to help get out of this big art funk I’ve been in. DAY 1: FROG🐸

You know you grew up broke when you look at something fun & want it but when you see that it’s priced above an average amount you’re like

We were told to make tarot cards for our Crooked Moon campaign! Ripley is the Magician!

OH MY GOD GUYS! The goal got reached so quickly! Thank you all so much! 😭 This community is amazing

You ever wonder if the Hazbin characters ever turn on a radio and hear the Helluva songs? Since most of those songs are diegetic (takes place in their reality vs like a pocket dimension like Hazbin) Like does Al just randomly play Nobody’s Bay Bay sometimes?

Also! If you ever want to do a Helluva Boss DnD thing, Crooked Moon by Legends of Avantris needs to be your go to! They quite literally have imps & Goetia & more as possible race choices. It’s awesome!

Doing a Crooked Moon campaign and here’s my DND character Ripley!

People would physically combust

The only reason it isn’t animated is because it’d be too sexy

Hermeeeeeees~😎