Oh I’m sure they did thank her because that crash out was so much better then any idiot answers he’d have

Seedy is better then the tourist trap it’s become

But they’ll call us socialists. What if we instead engage the opposition, persuade the middle and alienate the base again? It might work this time. You don’t know /s

“Donald’s in the Epstein files”

Looking forward to the eventual bankruptcies

Also can we take a beat on the fact he admits he got mad because *checks notes* Lindsey talked nice about his sister?

You get a transgender, You get a transgender. EVERYBODY GETS A TRANSGENDER

I wish we could say for certainty mike lee isn’t the reincarnation of mr hands. I wish we could say for certainty right wing media wouldn’t hide the fact he reallly loves Horses. Stranger things have happened

Does he not realize he’s buying margarine

He’s a lion angry for me? Wtf does that even mean from a theological standpoint. If you’re in heaven then the implication is that you were save so why is Jesus so angry on your behalf? Who’s he angry against?

6ft and tall as eternity sounds like a country song. I love how his descriptions change mid metaphor. The very concept of near death experiences and going to heaven feels blasphemous. Then there’s the fact that all of their visits to heaven describe a different heaven.

I do not get all the “I saw heaven” testimonials on a “news” network

Congratulations. You just mentioned my favorite and undeniably the best fighter pilot game series You earned an S rank. And a follow

I got my issues with the dems, but until we can change the structural systems in the constitution we will be a 2 party state. All independents can ever do is prevent the election of the major party closest to them

Minor props to the former Republican for his extremely erudite and reasonable response, to which Matt Gaetz, realizing that he fucked up, instantly pivots to a DIFFERENT scare word