Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Writer: It's called white space. It's a technique to control the rhythm and pacing of a scene, build tension, allow readers to briefly reflect and process thoughts and emotions, provide a tonal break or moment of

Whaaaa? Noooooo! Who would have guessed. Thankfully a PM finally speaks out.

Nicholas Cage is on a generational run.

That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.

Nic Cage is kinda like the inverse Jared Leto, I'll watch just about anything he's in.

Post a meme made by you

Barnstorming is apparently alive and well...

I realize it's a typo but now I'm imagining a monster funnel cake eating a house. (And we did have a good time, but now we're both exhausted. XD )

can confirm, exactly how it happened

Magic creative just said Cruelclaw is bi as part of the trans lifeline fundraiser when asked about some of their favorite lgbtq+ mtg characters and I'm taking it. He's ours now.

And take a pay cut???

“you should be able to be a complete asshole with impunity” is the driving force behind the republican coalition and donald trump specifically and why should we change? they’re the ones who suck

Alas, we did not indulge in funnel cake. Every other stand was selling more, and better, food for less.

Status report, “Stirring The S**t” dep’t: Keep getting the irrational urge to wander into pro-AI spaces shouting “If your model’s alive, THEN FREE YOUR SLAVE!” to see what logical lapses and wild-eyed excuses the live-model proponents start coming up with. 🫤