Stir fry is one of the greatest inventions of all time. Really hard to screw it up.

They canceled the livestreamed execution. But if youd still like to watch a snuff film, check out Susan Collins' debate performance last night.

Rich white grievance is really fucking tiresome.

I WILL TOTALLY GO TO ALL FOUR OF THE BEATLES BIOPICS! I just don’t want it to be some Wikipedia bio of each that everyone knows. I want the 1st acid trip John and George went on w their wives after a dentist slipped them LSD and John and George thought the dentist wanted to have an orgy w them. 😂

This meme pretty much sums up James Hetfield and Metallica. I guess I'm surprised nobody realized this when the album came out thirty some years ago.

Please share with your voting friends.

I've seen more people in line for a Costco hot dog.

This didn’t end up being what I thought

can we really afford a senator who couldn't stand against president general antonio lopez de santa anna

Paxton last seen riding off on Peewee's bike

Come and take what? The expensive stolen pen?

I like hearing about migrants 'not respecting the laws of our nation' from people who knowingly voted for a felon

You've reached Attorney Generalissimo Todd Blanche! Press 1 if you've got disposable income & want an indictment dismissed Press 2 if you'd like an investigation to disappear Press 3 if someone told the truth about the president and you need them punished Thank you for calling the Gilead DOJ!

Jon Ossoff is presidential. I almost forgot what presidential looks like. The last 20 months has felt like 20 years.

Christian Nationalists support public executions. You know who else was publicly executed? I bet he’d like a word about societies that execute people for entertainment.