Hey Danger Corps ❤️ Quick update: Tonight’s LIVE on YouTube & Substack is cancelled. Tiffany’s back is still giving her hell, and Nick is running a fever, so we’re calling it for tonight and letting everybody recover. We hate missing a night with you guys, but we’ll be back next week! ❤️

This is genius! 🤣

Trump’s “AI Force” needs a recruitment video. We answered the call. 🫡 Turn it up to eleven! 🔊👇

Tucker Carlson’s laugh is disturbing 😳

Apparently opposing a data center now makes you poor AND pro-China. Got it. 😂

Dolly Parton was one of those rare people who somehow made the world feel warmer just by being in it. Thank you for the music, the laughter, the kindness and all the joy you gave us. Rest in peace, Dolly. ❤️

Jared & Ivanka’s vacation to Iceland was not all it seemed 🤣🍆🇮🇸

🚨 RFK JR. UNLOADS MEDICAL MISINFORMATION ON CNN America’s health secretary blamed Fauci for pandemic lockdowns while pushing false and misleading claims about measles, RSV, Tylenol and COVID vaccines. The conspiracy theorist isn’t outside the government anymore. He runs HHS.

🚨 TRUMP UNVEILS HIS $22.5 BILLION AIRPORT MAKEOVER Donald Trump personally reviewed dozens of designs for a massive overhaul of Dulles Airport, featuring new concourses, an underground train and a 32,000-space parking garage.

🚨 BARRON TRUMP COULD BE ASKED TO TESTIFY A House Democrat is calling for an investigation into the Trump orbit's reported connections to Andrew and Tristan Tate, including a request for Barron Trump to testify about any knowledge or communications he may have had.

🚨 MAMDANI TELLS NETANYAHU: YOU’RE NOT WELCOME Zohran Mamdani says NYC legally cannot execute the ICC’s arrest warrant for Benjamin Netanyahu, so he’s demanding the federal government do it instead. His message was brutally clear: American silence cannot become another weapon.

🚨 KEN PAXTON JUST GOT FACT-CHECKED... BY THE FIRE CODE. Paxton bragged that 763 people attended his rally. The venue couldn't legally hold that many, and local reporting put the crowd closer to 100. Somehow the biggest thing at the event was the exaggeration.

🚨 TRUMP’S “BOMBSHELL” EXPLODES INTO CONFETTI Trump commandeered prime time to resurrect his election-fraud fan fiction. The documents proved no votes were switched, no machines were hacked, and no outcome was changed. But the facts were never the point. Undermining the next election was.

🚨 HEGSETH WANTS TO CHECK AMERICA’S BALLS. Pete Hegseth wants testosterone screenings for active-duty service members, with follow-ups and possible consequences for “low T.” Apparently military readiness now depends less on training and whether your bloodwork impresses a former Fox News host.

🚨 THE HOT SEAT STARTS TODAY Todd Blanche’s confirmation hearing is underway. Senators will have to answer one question: Who should the attorney general work for, the Constitution or the president?

Happy 250th Birthday America! 🇺🇸

MAGA gets ROASTED by woman who cusses as much as we do! 🤣👇🔥✊🏼💙

The whole time she’s like: “Mr. President, please don’t be a dick”