Can't help my nature and what not uwu

Yeeaaahhh, tomorrows dinner... (has a suspiciously second-dinner-shaped belly) also hhhhuuuuuhhhhghghh

If someone offered to buy me dinner and I said yes even tho I already had dinner, would you tell on me? 🥺

Calling Domino's like a disappointed parent because I have an email that says I have a free pizza on my account and an account that doesn't have a free pizza on it

Charging up all that energy and dynamaxxing turned incineroar into a giant blimp

Wanna hear what it sounds like when you lay on my tummy and I burp?

Eating so much so fast that I end up feeling "front loaded" gotta be one of the sensations of all time

Dingodile burnt the toast... put the buttah away

of course your throat is gonna be sore from that dude do you know how much pressure is hitting it back there

If I got my hands on you (softly)

Me when I

I know what they mean, but you know what I mean?

Belly shelf? Nah belly table~

Oughf

If I was better at anatomy, this is exactly the body I'd give Jo.

Home sweet home 😵‍💫

Did you know they take points off at hog shows for looking down at your pig while guiding it, so some competitors make comically prolonged eye contact with the judges

Feeder guiding me through the buffet with a pig whip My belly is pushed forward like its what's leading me around My feeder's doing the stare and it's making everyone uncomfortable