It is an insult to reality, to be fair.

I am of a sleepiness

NICE

Aah, fantastic colour isn't it. Did you mention the colour olo or do you want to live

Woof. I need a nap. There's still one room left in this flat that I haven't tidied, and I need to choose a movie to put on for the evening while drawing. Still on track for a perfect Sunday potentially.

Octopus sometimes has them.

Little salad of beans cooked from dry and home made sauerkraut. Best life

Those are SO GOOD FOR THE SOUL. The sheer and constant horror of washing up, life is different now. Cat obviously the best

There will be vacuuming and cooking a kilo of beans and then I'll do some illustration work. A good Sunday

Niamh Callaghan, 26, had been engaging in flirty banter with Cameron Brereton, 29, for a little over three weeks when he abruptly disappeared from all social media platforms after a “small misunderstanding involving a charcoal penis”.

The iron pan is blackening up in the oven. I'll use the heat to roast potatoes and garlic when it's done. The oven is also my friend, I truly love it.

Doing a service wash on the dishwasher is one of the happiest things I know. The dishwasher is my friend, I've known my entire life that I would be significantly happier all the time when I would have a dishwasher, and yes, I am. Now it's gargling with citric acid, getting fresh and shiny.

I still dream now and then that I am in a difficult rental situation, things like having to sleep on the floor and being told to be grateful by the landlady. Then the thing to do in the morning is tend to my flat.

Two hours of free electricity for me today, so I'll do service washes, a rag wash and season the iron pan in the oven. Feeling happy about that.

I still agree with myself also.

"I'm not half", I remember saying. "I'm whole!"

When I was very small I told my mum I wouldn't have a husband because I was "a complete unit". She got quite cross!

Definitely

Old chap though, that would work

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