So...Mark Bowman annoyed me enough to write. walkoffwalk.substack.com/p/it-didnt-m...
@robcruickshank.bsky.socialReposted by @rileysrakes.bsky.socialTurns out these guys are real
Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️
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Your friendly neighborhood Atlanta Braves/pro wrestling/tennis/shitposting account. Immigrant’s kid.
@robcruickshank.bsky.socialReposted by @rileysrakes.bsky.social@rileysrakes.bsky.socialI think it’s his hidden stash of original recipe Coca Cola that he bought brand new
@rileysrakes.bsky.socialHad some guy at the store today start telling me to buy some crazy drugs I’d never heard of for my torn meniscus. I asked him where they’re sold and he hit me with “online mostly. It’s a grey area.” CCOOOOLL MMAANN
@vincemancini.bsky.socialReposted by @rileysrakes.bsky.socialA+ Fresno State fan shot
@fergoe.blacksky.appReposted by @rileysrakes.bsky.socialThere's a kid behind me chanting "ATL HOE" and I'm proud of his parents for letting it rock. That's not foul language in this town lmao
@itsjadynnow.comReposted by @rileysrakes.bsky.socialman this sucks. it’s like when a dude gets hair plugs and y’all are like “hahahahaga gender affirming care” and think you’re being an ally. fuck all the way off. the entirety of the “following 20k people” team needs to log the fuck off.
@jessespector.comReposted by @rileysrakes.bsky.socialthe pope (turning chair around): you know who else had an important walk? that’s right, chris widger in game 3 of the 2005 world series. big insurance run in the 14th inning for our sox
@rileysrakes.bsky.socialGreat piece
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@rileysrakes.bsky.socialDa Strolling Rones
@crosbybaseball.bsky.socialReposted by @rileysrakes.bsky.socialHi, if you want coverage of the Atlanta Braves that's more than just...whatever this is, can I point you towards the Braves Today newsletter and podcast? I'll try not to insult your intelligence, or make fun of 20-year-old professional athletes
@amutepiggy.bsky.socialReposted by @rileysrakes.bsky.socialme at 23: gimme another drink. put a shot of gin in a beer, who cares. sure i can snort that off a toilet tank because i will live forever me at 44 and sober: owwww the Waterloo seltzer is too bubbly owwwww
@rileysrakes.bsky.socialHe and I. We.
@fergoe.blacksky.appReposted by @rileysrakes.bsky.socialOh yeah, another thing: Definitely past time for the team to stop doing the drum beat and facilitating it. It's lame, it's tired and it looks silly right before someone rolls over to 2nd for out No. 3.
@rileysrakes.bsky.socialMy house notoriously has discarded apples with like a dozen tiny little bites taken out of them laying around. “Want me to slice them?” I’d say Him:
@theregoesrichie.bsky.socialReposted by @rileysrakes.bsky.social“have a great der” he said as he left the dry cleaner and then proceeded to beat the shit out of himself for the rest of the der
@rileysrakes.bsky.socialWell at least one Jr baseball player can hit bombs when the heat is on
@samlindauer.bsky.socialReposted by @rileysrakes.bsky.socialCubs famous for fans not reaching out onto the field
@razzball.bsky.socialReposted by @rileysrakes.bsky.socialFreddie Freeman seen here celebrating the series win
@rileysrakes.bsky.socialFigured out why the vibes are trash