With our taco flavored death.

FedEx like to remind me at least three times a day that they have my package. Brag.

New phrase alert. At the grocery store, one of the clerks called something a “shopportunity”.

I think all the gluten free pizza has radicalized me.

Once you turn 65, you are now forced to retire. Go touch some grass. Stop. Let someone do it. Let go. Read a book. Take a vacation.

I would also like to point out the hypocrisy of some people being more upset over this than Gulf of Mexico. If that’s you, maybe sit with why and do some soul searching.

I’m starting to believe that all cash registers are programmed to charge at least 100 dollars regardless of what you buy.

As a man that spent his summer reading, it’s men that are the problem. Expand your horizons. Read a book by another pov than male. My favorite book last year was Blob: A Love Story By Maggie Su.

The InfoWar Elf is the best mascot for a company since Jesus for the bible.