“Could I put it in a glass of milk to see what happens?” “..why NOT??”

He’s like, both barely capable and just skilled enough to pose an actual concern at times.

Evil maid problem sure, but how about “What happens if I press ALL of the buttons on your phone, 🥺 please?”

Living with 4yo is like having a mischievous teddy bear for a roommate today. So aggravating at times but so cute and innocent all in one. Gets into forseeable bumbling situations that need minor rescues. Loves hugs. Augh.

Why are ALL the publications/media channels going this way?? From NatGeo to The History Channel to (niche) KITPLANES magazine..

Log into Threads and then it’s like “Aviation: have you ever been on a flight where the pilots were females?” 🙈 I came to scroll but I just keep closing the app right away!

OoooOoOoo

to be a parent in the long Trump era is to pick up your phone and be greeted by video of masked government goons disappearing parents from playgrounds, then wonder exactly how long until this goes from a tragedy documented elsewhere to one you'll be forced to see in person at your own local park

Hello, if you have a child 4 and 12, I might like to answer their science questions...please send them to [email protected] I will make a video featuring some of these questions with "first name - Age" being the only identifying feature!

Time to go rewatch Lord of War

Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners

my belief that one can choose your battles has never been more strained

4yo just came up to me holding a small foam American football and started arguing that it is NOT a “football” but a hand-ball because (logically) you throw it back and forth with your hands “Great; can you put it back where it belongs because it’s time to go to bed?”

Why aren’t there kid’s bike/MIPS helmets with a legionnaire’s flap for neck sun protection? I cannot be the first or only person to think of this. Wearing a sunhat under is possible but not really great, uncomfortable and hot?

For your lifetime list of fruit, my favorites include: - Sweetsop/soursop/cherimoya - Tamarind (dried), Calamansi - Snakeskin fruit - Mangosteen

Make sure you eat them ripe though. A ripe persimmon is concerning: it should be so soft that you worry it will fall apart in your hands or if you poke it a little too hard with a fingertip. Anything less and they are fibrous and paste-y in the mouth.

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