filmed myself doin gthe hannibal lecter "fftftftftttftftft" earlier while testing something and accidentally opened the video just now while trying to pay for something with my phone 👍

aliexpress is marketing "edc fidget spinners" to me. i think if the world ends and im with some prepper who dumps out his little emergency bag full of fidget spinners that means we're gonna fuckin die

forgot the word ketosis and said i think im going through phimosis and now its a whole fuckin thing

watching this is like being waterboarded. one day i will be tough enough to get throuhg a full one

I found it easily.

a simple little gam eif you like machine buildy type games is "mars first logistics" where you build different mars rovers to deliver items around. i saw its on sale and i got some hours out of it. well thats my "gamer update" for today

pound for pound the most annoying guy on the planet

Please look at Yuko !!!!!!!!! now!!!!!!!

i miss him so much. there will never be another one

the series finale of this era was the discovery that the guy "Home Halfway" was running a puppet account pretending to be a long covid suffering sex worker just to slide into group DMs it was the perfect swan song to the decade that was the online accountability telenovela of Twitter

quitting while he was a head

im more of an apl.de.ap guy

you can tell english cuisine is bad because one of the better things they do is cook a tomato for breakfast

it was not i

Rufus..... hello

She freaked out until I put her up here on my lap and then she sat quietly like this for 10 min