No pads, no helmet, and no HEFTβ¦but free healthcare for after I tackle him π
Jocktober~β½οΈππ©»
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@clydered.bsky.social
Wahfox πΌπ¦ into Macro/Micro | 28 | NSFW | He/Him | Gay | Reachable on Telegram: ask!!| π DNI π
MY GIRL IS INNOCENT I KNOW IT
This happened to my cat except it was just her whiskers lmao
Shout out to stoned Clyde for packing 5 bowls last night before bed to enjoy today
Iβm not even European π€
No pads, no helmet, and no HEFTβ¦but free healthcare for after I tackle him π
Jocktober~β½οΈππ©»
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β½οΈ: @clydered.bsky.social
Cinnamon Roll latte and Apple all spice loaf π€€
don't leave me hanging! π¨ Art by jayfr_f
Maybe it is a Central timezone thing lmao
Raww.π€©
Hand
The curderburger never had a chance of escaping the parking lot unconsumed
Congrats you've earned a himbo maw
For the non-midwesterners a curderburger is just a burger with a huge fucking cheesecurd on it. Witness perfection
PoV: The Culver's Curderburger is back and about to be consumed π
Teleports behind you Does a backflip
Witness
Party
Happy Mashtober to those who celebrate
Canβt walk around with just a jockstrap on, gotta make sure thereβs something covering the back >;3
Jocktober~
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