If im in the auditorium during Carrie I’m going “what the heck, that ain’t right” and affirming her experience

Too late, I've already depicted myself as the huntsman rising, and you as the gamester going to bed

I bike here all the time. This is actually such a shame.

no one reads the articles. all of the quotes assume this is because the party is broke because of (spins wheel) whatever that person is mad about today, but the reason they’re scrambling is because they’re trying to run moonshot campaigns in deep red districts they ordinarily would never attempt

Yeah I’ve seen a lot of totally normal critiques of the game and then there’s a massive coalition for whom the problem is “DEI marketing firms forced this on us” (??)

This AI generated corkboard graphic could be yanked by a LinkedIn guy and posted as evidence of “teams working synergistically to raise market awareness” or whatever.

“Spend one month in a white collar job” theory notches another W

Very fun ARAM game; the idea of playing a normal deadlock match makes me sick

Reading Ed Zitron slander 😃🙏👨🏻‍🍳👌🍝😋

Thought this was a Brace Belden post lol

ran into a guy with a gold shield on perimeter on day 3 (???) of the new marathon season like... hello!!??

Why did they do that

Last year one of my neighbors did a Halloween decoration that was just Elmo’s body out on the lawn, a knife at his neck, and Elmo’s head a few feet away.

Anyway, glad to put this behind the reg-wall. You're going to have to at least give me a real or fake email to read this and complain at me about it.