Gooosh, Gure is so frickin' handsome....

Of course. There's no mess too great for a dedicated butler such as myself. Even the most devastated, destroyed pants would be little trouble.

𝘊𝘙𝘚𝘏𝘓𝘈𝘗-𝘉𝘖𝘜𝘕𝘊𝘌 𝘸𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘽𝙒𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙈𝙈𝙈𝙋𝙋𝙋𝙁𝙁𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙋𝙋𝙋𝙋𝙏!

As you wish, my liege. 𝘚𝘏𝘓𝘈𝘔-𝘗𝘓𝘈𝘗𝘗 𝘞𝘖𝘉𝘸𝘰𝘣𝘸𝘰𝘣

I'm just repeating the experience I had five months ago but this time you can treat me as your unquestioningly loyal hyper-assed bat servant and I will not question it in the slightest. Guaranteed. I would hate to disappoint the master of the house.

Of course, anything for you my liege. SHLORPT SHHPPRPT BWOUMPRPCH SCHRMPTCH SPLRRPFFRT WOB-SPPLRPPT

As your loyal vampire bat servant, your wish is my command. I shall do everything in my power to satisfy, milord. 🦇

It's a new day but I'm still thinking about being a big booty vampire bat butler, so you're allowed to talk to me like I am one. I encourage it even.

LRP could not be more me if it tried it's so me.

Become untargetable.

Please let me tell you about them some time, I'd love to share!!

I think I'm in a farting pokemon headspace again. I was looking back at a bunch of unfinished projects and noticed a lot of Pokemon ones. Bird polycule, cat dating VN, PMD teams. I wish I had the love for writing I used to because these might've have potential.

Somebody call for a Decidueye?

BIG FOX TAIL!!

How much time would this sex icon permit me to stay between his cheeks, no breaks?

The unhealthy desire to put my tongue in a fictional character's asshole for an absurd amount of time.

Used to be a zangoose, and never will be again. 💙

You'd be a one-of-a-kind diaper! I'd be hard-pressed to take you off even after getting battered by days of rank farts. But there's only one place you'll be going when the time comes...

Extremely funny WotC decided to make a horrendous change to its rarity system the same day they massively updated the Yugioh Genesys points. YOU SHOULD BE PLAYING GENESYS!!!!!!!!!!!!