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Conservative Man Returns From a Desert Island (Starring Me)
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Texas Man Upset to Find that Brown People Go To Football Games/College
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How many things can reasonably be called America do we think? Most of em, surely
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Maybe we should just call all of em Lake America, why not
Fancy Fixins: Hillbilly Makes Panna Cotta
If the WNBA doesn’t do the right thi-JK JK NO WAR BUT A CLASS WAR YALL
2026 is more than half over (internal screaming) so it’s bout time to upgrade the ol pinned tour graphic. Hope to see yall out there. Tickets at www.traecrowder.com
On the BIOLOGICAL MALES trying to INFILTRATE women’s basketball:
This is totally our year, yall!
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Here’s what I thank about closeted gay Republicans
A sketch-y attempt at summarizing the Graham Platner Experience (so far)
America’s 250th birthday has been ruined, yall. Ruined I say!
How hard it is to clean a damn (reflecting) pool anyway?
In light of that MMA meathead calling Michele a man, here’s what I think anytime transvestigation comes up
Did California just perpetrate the most brazen election fraud in history?!? (lol no)
