also no it wasn't what you just posted, girl who is reading this

well that was entirely unnecessary to read

i think the overall absurdity and lightheartedness of the plot helps with this

i don't care that i singlehandedly crash the galactic economy with the sheer number of repulsor beam units i am purchasing to repair my ship. it's still good, clean fun.

ME, SLAMMING COMPLETELY PERPENDICULAR INTO THE SAME WALL AT 600 MPH FOR THE THIRD TIME IN A ROW IN GALACTIC RACER: Oh, what, so I just fucking LOSE now? Wow. Great design you pieces of shit

There are already trustworthy PS clones like photopea out there

yes!

Yall. Don't download the weird vibe coded Photoshop clone software or any other brand new program that appears out of nowhere. Software has almost unfettered access to your files, and it's impossible to know what it is doing to your computer. Yall have entirely too much trust in the apps.

any video game that makes me look around my city and think “I could probably scale that” is a good video game. Spider-Man. Control Resonant. Assassin‘s Creed 2. all perfect in my eyes

Sebulba's whole deal in this game is that he's old and washed up and bitter about it and if you talk to him he'll do raceable podracing flashbacks and if you fuck up the podrace he'll be like "were you paying attention at all"

You can *absolutely* have 30 more grams of protein. Let's break down the facts behind this superfood. # Protein benefits Protein has many **health benefits** that make it worthwhile to have in your meals. - 💪**Boost your gains**—Protein helps promote healthy muscle growth and is[TOKENS DEPLETED]

Podracer names -Temu Pringles -Ben Fritos -Juju Labubu -Quattro Bajeena -Tackle “Glomp” Furry -8675309 -Rizzler Malort -Mandalay Bay -Waddle Dee -Sifl & Olly -Punky Skunk -Bruno Mars -Slider Whitcasteel -Gregg Dangerous -Product Tyein -Boonta Vista -Chapo Traphaus -And of course The Mysterious Bobb

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If you're 30 years old and you don't have a slut group chat with a bunch of aces in it where everyone reacts with their own specific heart color, you need to keep watching this tiktok:

Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of

Fun fact: When I went to speak at Broadview while I was still under federal indictment, 3 VERY obvious Feds kept following me, trying to copy these people. They had riot shields that said “WE PROTECT US” and asked me conspiratorially if I “knew about the plan” which was totally real. Bro. (1/4)

Eventually a van pulled up, threw open the door, and sped away. There was — I shit you not — a box of donuts on the dashboard. It still makes me laugh. (4/4)

We murdered four more people in a boat today