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@disentingcat.bsky.social

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Blue cat in a red dog state. Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful…🌈

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@disentingcat.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 1:11 AM

who says russians and ukrainians refuse to talk to one another..
Яндекс @yandex
Ø Translated from Russian
Hello everyone, I'm Dima Pirogov, head of Yandex's fintech division.
This morning, another Yandex data center-our services' home-was damaged. Because of this, many of you still can't check your balance, pay for a purchase, or transfer your money.
Fire Point O
@FirePointUA
X.com
Dima, have you tried turning it off and on again?

@disentingcat.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 4:23 PM

Story pitch for The Onion:
Elon Musk discovers he has 561 actual followers on X, after Ukraine takes out Russian bot farm yandex.

@disentingcat.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 4:19 PM

If you're feeling worried about how little you've achieved, remember that Bram Stoker didn't write Dracula until he was 50, and Dracula didn't kill anyone until he was dead.

@disentingcat.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 3:32 AM

thisoneOverhere •
Surround yourself with people who exude positivity. People who say things like "you got this" and "I believe in you" and "ooh that IS a nice jar, you should get it before somebody else does"
cndupreyc
You lost me at "surround yourself with people"

@disentingcat.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 3:27 AM

dailyletter.tv • 7h
DAILY LETTER
* FIRED: The 67-year-old man who was duct-taped to his seat after an alleged racist and homophobic outburst aboard an American Airlines flight has been identified as Layne Arthur Lundeen, a vice president at Long Realty in Tucson, Arizona. Lundeen has now been fired.
nancforme 7h
I mean, what a great Christmas Card photo for him.

@disentingcat.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 11:43 PM

Ken Jennings @KenJennings
My condolences to the theater designer who tragically passed while dictating this sign.
GRAND CIRCLE
Boxes A A-HH

@disentingcat.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 2:29 PM

kabonaaccessories_ 1d
Please balance me here guys, WHY do you
VACCINATE your children and do you do your own research as a parent or you're just following the norm?
someopinionatedchick:
I did my own research. I randomly selected 10,000 children, collected serum samples, ran ELISAs for antigen-specific IgG titers, performed neutralization assays, calculated seroconversion rates, controlled for confounders using multivariable regression and conducted longitudinal surveillance for adverse events.
Then I remembered I'm not an immunologist, epidemiologist, virologist or biostatistician, so | took my kid to the pediatrician.

@disentingcat.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 3:16 AM

Minna @minnascule
they found a raccoon in the local church guzzling down communion wine, having already eaten all the jesus crackers and guess what? that raccoon is now 85% jesus by body weight and therefore is holier than anybody else in town

@disentingcat.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 3:12 AM

@saganism 107
"Who is more humble? The scientist who
looks at the universe with an open mind and accepts whatever it has to teach us, or somebody who says everything in this book must be considered the literal truth and never mind the fallibility of all the human beings involved?™
CARL SAGAN

@disentingcat.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 3:37 AM

Christians for Michele Bachmann/Trump 2020 Let's go! Vote reds in the midsterms! #MAGA I know I still owe you that doge check and some tariff cash but if you can spot me a midterm vote I can double that and hit you an extra $5k on top (Trump dressed like a punk)

@disentingcat.bsky.social Oct 5, 2026, 7:31 PM

Me: takes spider web down with a broom
Me: hangs up fake spider web for Halloween
the spider

@disentingcat.bsky.social Oct 5, 2026, 7:29 PM

"Welcome to The Afterlife, input enlightenment code.”
"What?"
"Code not recognized. Code recovery?"
"Sure."
"Reincarnation initiating."

@disentingcat.bsky.social Sep 28, 2026, 7:24 PM

People: How much faith do you have in the human race?
Me:
I'm a CAT person

@disentingcat.bsky.social Sep 24, 2026, 1:36 AM

mercadomedia1 * 1d
As Marco Rubio entered the room for Trump's signing ceremony with Denmark and Greenland, the Danish delegation had
"Send in the Clowns" playing.
Well played.

@disentingcat.bsky.social Sep 24, 2026, 1:34 AM

I'm not saying I'm old, but back in the day, we pulled maps out of the glove box and traveled like pirates.

@disentingcat.bsky.social Sep 24, 2026, 1:29 AM

"Do you ever worry about the kind of world we're leaving behind for our malevolent superintelligence?

@disentingcat.bsky.social Sep 23, 2026, 5:36 PM

My son is taking part in a social experiment. He has to wear a MAGA hat and see how people react. So far he's been spit on, punched and had a bottle thrown at him! I'm curious to see what happens when he goes outside.

@disentingcat.bsky.social Sep 22, 2026, 9:35 PM

(Anne Hathaway with tears in her eyes)
When you've been at work 9 hours and see dogs on Instagram with 2M followers who generate more income than you

@disentingcat.bsky.social Sep 22, 2026, 9:33 PM

Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky have welcomed their first child together
peanut buttercup @perfectcelebrty
her baby is gonna set the guinness world record for the fastest any baby has ever said their mother's name

@disentingcat.bsky.social Sep 22, 2026, 9:30 PM

fun prank:
make people study for 16 years then replace them with AI

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