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Caroline Lucas is so mad at Zack Polanksi that she has not ruled out demanding his resignation www.normalisland.co.uk/p/caroline-l...
BREAKING: Andy Burnham says he has uncovered worrying evidence that North Korea influenced the outcome of the last two Eurovision Song Contests 👀
If The Truth Is A Threat To Israel, Then Israel Should Not Exist
The prime minister is claiming the truth causes “harm to Israel’s diplomatic and security interests” because Israel is a state that can only exist on a foundation of endless lies.
The Green Party has said that until the Telegraph retracts the cartoons and apologises, it will not cooperate with its journalists
BREAKING: Andy Burnham has confirmed that those lads nicking diesel near RAF Fairford were actually terrorists sent by Israel, I mean Iran, and this is why police released them on bail 👀
BREAKING: Caroline Lucas has reacted with disgust after Zack Polanski asked trade unions to affiliate with the Green Party. She explained the Greens are not supposed to stand for workers and asked him to immediately resign ♥️
Caroline Lucas is so mad at Zack Polanksi that she has not ruled out demanding his resignation www.normalisland.co.uk/p/caroline-l...
BREAKING: Caroline Lucas has reacted with disgust after Zack Polanski asked trade unions to affiliate with the Green Party. She explained the Greens are not supposed to stand for workers and asked him to immediately resign ♥️
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
BREAKING: Andy Burnham has confirmed that those lads nicking diesel near RAF Fairford were actually terrorists sent by Israel, I mean Iran, and this is why police released them on bail 👀
As the Green Party more than triples its vote share in Holborn and St Pancras, we in the media must ask a very obvious question: why is Zack Polanski's leadership such a massive failure?
War between Israel and Norway looks imminent 👀
War between Israel and Norway looks imminent 👀
As the Green Party more than triples its vote share in Holborn and St Pancras, we in the media must ask a very obvious question: why is Zack Polanski's leadership such a massive failure?
BREAKING: Caroline Lucas condemns Zack Polanski for making the Greens dramatically more popular than they were under her leadership.
BREAKING: Thames Velley Police have agreed that the warrants to search Prince Andrew's homes were unlawful. The error was made because they forgot there's an exemption that means members of the royal family are allowed to be paedos.
This is it. The final hours to vote. Greens got 10% here last time. And now we're genuinely on the cusp of winning it. Vote Green in Holborn & St Pancras! 💚
BREAKING: There is huge concern in Israel over reports of the country potentially collapsing into civil war and what this would mean for all of the Western politicians they've bought 👀
If you vote Labour today, the government will shift to the right. If you vote Green today, the government will be forced to shift to the left. This is a no-brainer.