Grilled Cheese

ExploreLog inSign up

Normal Island News

@normalisland.co.uk

8.1k Following29.1k Followers

Be sure to subscribe to the finest satirical newsletter on the internet at the link below. Nothing is more effective at correcting your thoughts.

Substack newsletter: https://www.normalisland.co.uk

PostsRepliesMedia
@normalisland.co.ukOct 9, 2026, 10:57 AM Pinned

Caroline Lucas is so mad at Zack Polanksi that she has not ruled out demanding his resignation www.normalisland.co.uk/p/caroline-l...

normalisland.co.ukCaroline Lucas furious Zack Polanski got ten times more votes than she didCaroline Lucas has reacted angrily to Zack Polanski’s woeful campaign in Holborn and St Pancras and will not rule out asking him to step aside.
6
@normalisland.co.ukOct 13, 2026, 10:56 AM

BREAKING: Andy Burnham says he has uncovered worrying evidence that North Korea influenced the outcome of the last two Eurovision Song Contests 👀

6
@caitoz.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 2:42 AMReposted by @normalisland.co.uk

If The Truth Is A Threat To Israel, Then Israel Should Not Exist

The prime minister is claiming the truth causes “harm to Israel’s diplomatic and security interests” because Israel is a state that can only exist on a foundation of endless lies.

www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/if-the-tru...

caitlinjohnst.oneIf The Truth Is A Threat To Israel, Then Israel Should Not ExistVideo reading by Tim Foley:
12
@left-foot-forward.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 9:32 AMReposted by @normalisland.co.uk

The Green Party has said that until the Telegraph retracts the cartoons and apologises, it will not cooperate with its journalists

leftfootforward.org/2026/10/gree...

leftfootforward.orgGreen Party complains to the Telegraph over ‘racist and antisemitic’ cartoonsThe Greens have they ‘will not cooperate’ with Telegraph journalists until 'the situation is resolved'
11
@councilestatemedia.ukOct 13, 2026, 9:00 AMReposted by @normalisland.co.uk

Photo, no description
5
@normalisland.co.ukOct 12, 2026, 4:37 PMReposted by @normalisland.co.uk

BREAKING: Andy Burnham has confirmed that those lads nicking diesel near RAF Fairford were actually terrorists sent by Israel, I mean Iran, and this is why police released them on bail 👀

3
@normalisland.co.ukOct 12, 2026, 6:13 PMReposted by @normalisland.co.uk

BREAKING: Caroline Lucas has reacted with disgust after Zack Polanski asked trade unions to affiliate with the Green Party. She explained the Greens are not supposed to stand for workers and asked him to immediately resign ♥️

5
@normalisland.co.ukOct 9, 2026, 10:57 AM PinnedReposted by @normalisland.co.uk

Caroline Lucas is so mad at Zack Polanksi that she has not ruled out demanding his resignation www.normalisland.co.uk/p/caroline-l...

normalisland.co.ukCaroline Lucas furious Zack Polanski got ten times more votes than she didCaroline Lucas has reacted angrily to Zack Polanski’s woeful campaign in Holborn and St Pancras and will not rule out asking him to step aside.
6
@normalisland.co.ukOct 12, 2026, 6:13 PM

BREAKING: Caroline Lucas has reacted with disgust after Zack Polanski asked trade unions to affiliate with the Green Party. She explained the Greens are not supposed to stand for workers and asked him to immediately resign ♥️

5
@ilhanmn.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 4:01 PMReposted by @normalisland.co.uk

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

1466
@normalisland.co.ukOct 12, 2026, 4:37 PM

BREAKING: Andy Burnham has confirmed that those lads nicking diesel near RAF Fairford were actually terrorists sent by Israel, I mean Iran, and this is why police released them on bail 👀

3
@normalisland.co.ukOct 9, 2026, 6:26 AMReposted by @normalisland.co.uk

As the Green Party more than triples its vote share in Holborn and St Pancras, we in the media must ask a very obvious question: why is Zack Polanski's leadership such a massive failure?

11
@normalisland.co.ukOct 11, 2026, 1:59 PMReposted by @normalisland.co.uk

War between Israel and Norway looks imminent 👀

www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israel-ide...

normalisland.co.ukIsrael identifies “terror tunnels” under Oslo after Nobel awards peace prize to Navi PillayThe Nobel Committee has been condemned by genocide supporters after awarding the Nobel Peace Prize to South African jurist Navi Pillay.
4
@normalisland.co.ukOct 11, 2026, 1:59 PM

War between Israel and Norway looks imminent 👀

www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israel-ide...

normalisland.co.ukIsrael identifies “terror tunnels” under Oslo after Nobel awards peace prize to Navi PillayThe Nobel Committee has been condemned by genocide supporters after awarding the Nobel Peace Prize to South African jurist Navi Pillay.
4
@normalisland.co.ukOct 9, 2026, 6:26 AM

As the Green Party more than triples its vote share in Holborn and St Pancras, we in the media must ask a very obvious question: why is Zack Polanski's leadership such a massive failure?

11
@normalisland.co.ukOct 8, 2026, 11:00 PM

BREAKING: Caroline Lucas condemns Zack Polanski for making the Greens dramatically more popular than they were under her leadership.

7
@normalisland.co.ukOct 8, 2026, 5:25 PM

BREAKING: Thames Velley Police have agreed that the warrants to search Prince Andrew's homes were unlawful. The error was made because they forgot there's an exemption that means members of the royal family are allowed to be paedos.

3
@zackpolanski.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 5:16 PMReposted by @normalisland.co.uk

This is it. The final hours to vote. Greens got 10% here last time. And now we're genuinely on the cusp of winning it. Vote Green in Holborn & St Pancras! 💚

Zack in a group smiling outside Camden squareZack with a group of volunteers in Covent Garden Zack with volunteers taking a selfie Zack with volunteers outside Russell Square
39
@normalisland.co.ukOct 8, 2026, 12:45 PM

BREAKING: There is huge concern in Israel over reports of the country potentially collapsing into civil war and what this would mean for all of the Western politicians they've bought 👀

23
@councilestatemedia.ukOct 8, 2026, 9:56 AMReposted by @normalisland.co.uk

If you vote Labour today, the government will shift to the right. If you vote Green today, the government will be forced to shift to the left. This is a no-brainer.

Photo, no description
5
Older posts
Terms of UsePrivacy PolicyCommunity StandardsHelpGet the app

Grilled Cheese is a product of Village Compute

Version devBuilt at: 2026-10-13 22:02:59 EDT