What polite little gentlemen

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The child is here

>:(

Work has gotten me into the awful habit of sleeping during the day because I’ll get night shifts constantly and now they rostered me a early morning shift next week NO YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME

It took me a stupidly long time to realise what you meant by this goddamn lmao

I finished Garfield PS2 (2004) as I was replaying for a few mates and safe to say I never wanna touch the game again for a long time

Genuinely this is actually so fucking funny but I feel sorry for whoever is made to moderate that server

Well that’s a first. I got a notification from someone that liked something of mine and I was genuinely creeped out by their profile picture. It has really creepy imagery like the typical blacked-out eyes but something about it was genuinely unsettling to me, and I’m someone that likes horror

Oohh I like them, interesting take on a crab-like alien :D

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Targeted advertising they got me boys, I NEED my son. A tiny creature, you will be mine

Ngl dude I started laughing hysterically when I read that 😭

Applejack is best poni I do not want to hear ‘erm actually you’re wrong’ ShUT up FOOL

Kicks my feet aggressively it’s Vox! It’s him!!

Apparently we had an 4.8 magnitude earthquake like 10 minutes ago but I didn’t feel it at all