I was designing a spoke cosplay and ong this looks better than my own design

Imagine spoke in one of these bad boys

I think the wildest thing about being post-twitter is that you can tell, just in regular conversation, when someone still uses it. There’s an underlying anger and a like… disconnect regarding what people actually think/care about?

There is a year 7 in my club who is genuinely the height of goody-two-shoesism like every time I hear her speak I think “🤓”

joke: Trump is sitting in the presidential limo at a drive-thru, looks at the menu board, and shouts “What is this? Ronald McDonald is a woman now? McDonald’s is woke! I’m never eating here again! Have fun being banned nationwide, WokeDonald’s!” and the cashier responds “sir this is a Wendy’s”

Well well well

off the fucking rails. a rogue government.

They named an animal after the fact it eats ants. That's fucked up man

oh, woe is me! how am I meant to transport lovely oxygen throughout my frail body?! the ever-diligent human heart:

Seen on instagram but its cooking with Bluesky energy

Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent

We’ve been talking about this for years. None of these far-right movements are organic.

I double-checked this on a couple of Xitter stat sites and it's true. Average views of the main AfD account dropped 90% and average engagement dropped by 60%. This is commercial social media for you: bots, damn bots and Russian bots.

all those people who called me "irresponsible" for advocating air strikes against specific data centers better be eating crow.

It's not even the ethics of it. My career, my hobbies, my free time, hell, my whole life took off once I fully left Twitter. It is a place to go if you want to be stuck in a neverending race war feedback loop. Like not using ChatGPT, not using Twitter is a superpower. Remain employable; stay off it.

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.