Bill do you want a movie recommendation because I happen to have one right now

Welcome to the War on Digger, on the side of Digger. We grow stronger every day. 🪏🪏🪏

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Good news, you will love it, because it is Digger, and deserving of love. Here’s your shovel: 🪏

Had absolutely gorgeous baby blue jerseys for a decade and are now completely and totally dedicated to using every color but that

Check this guy’s timeline in two hours because I bet we’re going to have another person joining the War on Digger, on the side of Digger.

That’s right Refracted Glow 11

Ryan… welcome. Welcome to your new soon-to-be-post-Digger life

We’re going to dig our way out of this 🪏🪏🪏

WE GROW STRONGER STILL 🪏🪏🪏

Everyone should see Digger though. 🪏🪏🪏

Many of you didn’t see Digger today despite feeling drawn to it. It may get yanked from theaters soon. Don’t risk it. Go see Digger. In a theater. ASAP.

All I can say is what a glorious blessing it is to be my specific type of weirdo in a world where Digger and a three-hour Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes documentary release two weeks apart.

It is.

It’s Sunday. You probably have some free time. You’re probably wondering what to do with it. Here’s your best option: Go to a movie theater and see Digger. 🪏🪏🪏

I sense we’ve laid the bait for Holly to see Digger

You have no idea how powerful these brainworms are

Did you think I was acting like I got brainworms about something where his name could be anything else

Understandable because obviously that is Digger Rockwell. But what if I told you, Tom Cruise *is* Digger Rockwell?