stpaulfly (@stpaulfly.bsky.social)

@stpaulfly.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 12:39 PM

Big question on my mind is how far into the season do they go before trading Hughes if he is still wishy-washy about signing? This is getting silly. Glad to see you guys back! #CreasePodcast

@macrogers.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 10:39 PMReposted by @stpaulfly.bsky.social

Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.

The Onion@theonion.comOct 8, 2026, 10:37 PM

From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment

theonion.comDOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of EntertainmentWASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...

@stpaulfly.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 11:43 PM

Making him a martyr to the coming generations of others who want to harm us. Nice work.

@stpaulfly.bsky.social Oct 7, 2026, 5:07 PM

They know the audience.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 2:43 AMReposted by @stpaulfly.bsky.social

The great Dennis Hastert has died. I hope the dirty snitches are happy. by Jim Jordan

@stpaulfly.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 12:01 AM

Almost as bad as listening to someone talk about their damn golf game

@kevinmkruse.bsky.social Oct 4, 2026, 8:43 PMReposted by @stpaulfly.bsky.social

My man looks like they overinflated Christopher Walken

@daddyjew.bsky.social Oct 4, 2026, 11:19 AMReposted by @stpaulfly.bsky.social

3 edibles deep through this staff meeting and i dont think i work here

@stpaulfly.bsky.social Oct 4, 2026, 1:36 PM

Did anyone collect that ball after the roof collapsed?

@stpaulfly.bsky.social Oct 4, 2026, 1:34 PM

Oh c'mon Grandma, let the kids have some damn coffee.

@dansinker.com Oct 3, 2026, 1:16 PMReposted by @stpaulfly.bsky.social

You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.

@babyshoes4cash.com Oct 3, 2026, 5:40 AMReposted by @stpaulfly.bsky.social

2027: u.s. invents triarrhea

@funkelly.bsky.social Oct 3, 2026, 2:34 AMReposted by @stpaulfly.bsky.social

do whatever the spooky dressed up dildo says and nobody gets hurt

Valley Morning Star, Harlingen, Texas, October 28, 1949 ad depicting a hot dog in a ghost sheet making a spooky face, but it just looks like a vibrator in a dress.
The text says "serve grafs skinless wieners for your weeny witch hallowe'en party"

@hammancheez.bsky.social Oct 1, 2026, 10:29 PMReposted by @stpaulfly.bsky.social

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

@stpaulfly.bsky.social Sep 30, 2026, 11:06 AM

Classic case of holding your nose while you cast your ballot.

@stpaulfly.bsky.social Sep 29, 2026, 5:15 PM

Even before the Faber news, I felt a big letdown from the Wild...And probably a goodbye to Hughes. Something off this year.

@stpaulfly.bsky.social Sep 28, 2026, 5:15 PM

I remember when drunk Vikings Nation thought he was the long term QB of the future...

@mariopro.bsky.social Sep 25, 2026, 10:15 PMReposted by @stpaulfly.bsky.social

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Sep 25, 2026, 3:51 PMReposted by @stpaulfly.bsky.social

@marynmck.bsky.social Sep 25, 2026, 1:18 PMReposted by @stpaulfly.bsky.social

Fake. USDA. Seals.
Used by an NC meat processing plant on 83.5 TONS of meat. Produced entirely outside the federal inspection system, according to news reports.

We are pretty close to The Jungle (second ed.) now, no?

www.scrippsnews.com/life/recalls...

scrippsnews.comInteractive: Meat recall linked to fake USDA labelsPork, beef and goat products are being recalled after a company allegedly used fake USDA inspection labels. Explore our interactive guide to see which products are affected and what to look for.