That's the slenderman that can't be a real human guy

Please tell me it was 54 I think she's going to be in my nightmares tonight

I love the Deathwing aesthetic but every time I've tried to paint some I want to throw myself in a lake, it's so hard to get it right

I could be responsible and clear all the leaves off my driveway/lawn today or I could drive halfway through Indiana and back so I think we all know what I'm about to do

I hope she goes pro so some SG can make a tifo

playing the purge siren on third downs is a little on the nose, I feel like

You can do that now?

I may have forgotten that I no longer have a 4+ year callus built up on this knuckle anymore

Is there a name for this yet?

Buncha OL on the bench

Can I pet that dog

If anyone was thinking about buying me a birthday present this year...

Oh I need to see that again that was dope

Becky you should be drawing up Winner

I'll take it

It's never happening but I infrequently have Visions of Maggie Graham and Ascanio both walking out in Houston jerseys someday