The current president of the United States is a liar, a pedophile, a rapist, a drifter, and an unregistered foreign agent.

That'll doo-doo, Clenpiq. That'll doo-doo.

...or a not-so-smooth criminal.

If/when venues are "maxed out," how are people able to migrate down? I don't need to see Donald's college grades to know he's always been this stupid.

...and the state and district championship banners hanging on the walls of the places where the crowds show up.

A lot of people don't want to die because of Medicare fraud, and yet...

Mariners 7, Angels 3 -- Raleigh 3/5; Pereda 2/3, 2B; Arozarena 2B; Naylor 2B; Bazardo W #4

Donald Trump will spend everyone else's money before he spends any of his own. We wouldn't have found out about Stormy Daniels or Karen MacDougal if Donald had used his own money on the cover-ups.

Mariners 8, Angels 4 -- Crawford 2/5, HR; Arozarena 2/5, 2B; Young 2/3; Arroyo 3/5; Montes 2B; Canzone 2B; Vargas W #3

Mariners 6, Astros 5 (10) -- Canzone 2/5; Rodriguez 3/4, 2B; Criswell W #4

Mariners 2, Rockies 1 -- Canzone 2/4, 2B; Anderson 7 IP, 3 H, 0 ER, 0 BB, 7 K, W #2; Bazardo SV #1 Series taken!

Mariners 5, Rockies 4 -- Arozarena 3/4, 2B; Canzone 2B, Young 2B, Arroyo 2B; Crawford HR; Montes HR; Vargas W #2; Munoz SV #28

Mariners 7, Angels 2 -- Raleigh 2/3, 2B; Rodriguez 2/4, 2B; Naylor 2/5, 2B; Vargas W #1

Mariners 19, Athletics 1 -- Crawford 2/6, HR; Arozarena 2/5, HR; Canzone 2/4, HR; Rodriguez 3/5, 2B; Naylor 3/5; Young 3/6, HR; Arroyo 3/4, 2B, HR; Wilson 5/6, 2B; Woo 6 IP, 3 H, 0 ER, 2 BB, 5 K, W #12

Is anyone at your publication even glancing at Trump's social media accounts, or are you just going to keep being unfit to subscribe to?

Mariners 4, Rangers 3 -- Rodriguez HR; Gilbert 7 IP, 3 H, 3 ER, 2 BB, 11 K, W #12; Munoz SV #27 Series taken!

Mariners 3, Rangers 2 -- Arozarena 2B; Young 2B; Montes 2B; Anderson 6 IP, 6 H, ER, BB, 5 K, W #1; Munoz SV #26

<sarcasm> Finally! Someone is thinking about men in this country. </sarcasm>

Mariners 2, Athletics 0 -- Arozarena 2/4; Woo 8 IP, H, 0 ER, 2 BB, 9 K, W #11; Munoz SV #25

Mariners 8, Red Sox 3 -- Rodriguez 2/5; Wilson 2/4; Crawford 3/3; Pereda 2/3; Canzone 2B; Criswell W #3 Series taken!