central activity in every party I plan

I just woke up and saw ANNE CARSON WON THE NOBEL PRIZE HOLY SHIT I AM SO HAPPY, like I want to throw the weirdest party ever. pin the tail on catullus. everyone has to dress like gertrude stein. GAY DRAGONS

i mean honestly the cauldron had no business having that much sass

totally agreed, vampires have like a hundred lifetimes of experience

honestly should have known when they brought in the newts

this was not comforting to see at the lab where i had to get my blood drawn

omg I do it on Monday morning to give myself a reason to live

every year the great british bake-off gets gayer and that makes me so happy

nothing like the absolute rush of dopamine i get when i delete all my notifications at the end of the day, like goodbye and go off to the hell you came from

ok this is a good point and for some reason makes me calmer

ok but like, the terminator is going to happen in real life really soon, right

my hobby is getting pissed off at strangers on the internet

I’m stoked to have a poem in the latest issue of Waltz Journal. It involves nuclear war, the internet, and crows.

I love Nigella on Bake Off but also I feel the absence of Prue on all levels, especially spiritually

just realized today is not friday and frankly i think that’s unfair

they were truly a transcendent experience

that seven layer burrito sustained me through some tough times

did you try the cantina chicken mexican pizza bc it was exactly what heaven would taste like

listen that was SO GOOD

nothing has gone right since taco bell took the meximelt off the menu