Twee horror story prompt.

Every movie, song, and book that you love was made without the technology that people who don’t make art are now insisting is necessary for making art.

Do you need to CHUB UP? Then come listen to me help break our GM in this year's Dice Company Spookyween Special!

🎵When I wake up in the morning, love 🎵Oh, the sunlight hurts my eyes 🎵Because I am a dracula 🎵A dude who also flies 🎵Then I drink some blood 🎵And the world's alright with me 🎵Just a sip of blood 🎵And I know it's gonna be 🎵A spooky day (spooky day, spooky day, spooky day, spooky day)

🎵When I wake up in the morning, love 🎵I've got sockets but no eyes 🎵Because I am a skellington 🎵A super bony guy 🎵Then I play my ribs 🎵They're my private xylophone 🎵Dance around in crypts 🎵And I know it's gonna be 🎵A spooky day (spooky day, spooky day, spooky day, spooky day)

"I'm probably the only person who's written more books than he's read"

I'd love to do more event tables. Struggling to find lists for events 1hrs drive that I can apply to. Thinking Stockport, Manchester, Warrington, Wigan, Liverpool, Cheshire, etc. Can anyone point me to events I can apply to; that are before the end of the year for Christmas buyers or into 2027?

1) "Oh no, it's the Ninky Nonk". What has the ninky nonk done? 2) The bridge plays music when any living thing crosses it, even the Pontipines. 3) It is silent whenever the Ninky Nonk passes. 4) The Ninky Nonk is not alive, perhaps undead, perhaps soulless, likely linked to the acts of point 1.

Managed to catch Coyote Vs Acme before it left the cinema and I'm so glad I did! Such a great film, full of heart and hope and humour. Criminal that it nearly got lost to time for a tax scam.

This is definitely the name of an English "It Girl" actor who suddenly turns up in everything and when you look into it her father owns Shropshire.

this is gonna be the first November where the poppyshaggers have full, unrestricted access to Gen AI. It's going to be horrific.