this was actually based on a real story. in the 1904 marathon, fred lorz of the united states dropped out of the race with exhaustion, got a lift back to the stadium, suddenly felt fine again, hopped out of the car and finished the race to a hero's reception. banned for life

oh shit. the name's banned. darts banned.

look, let’s just say that if *any* traditional darts ends up being played in this pub I would be very surprised

"some element of the pub's darts tradition". this sounds very much like it's going to be a beef kofte appetiser called "the bullseye"

yes and sometimes he drops his darts too often to be coincidence

"everything is football": the uk equivalent of "everything is wrestling"

i think price looks extremely switched on this year. asp great. zonneveld a great story.

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(you really can, by the way)

you can hold food poisoning to account and still admire the lasagne

vg

well at least now we know why he was crying in that speech

the "tyranny of the majority" comment was the biggest tell, for me: they're not against governance, they just think they should be the ones doing it