Accurate. ☹️

Cartoonist: David Horsey

Yeah, my Mom watched the Missouri game in its entirety. She opined that it was pretty awful. 😢

More stories like this, please! ❤️

I ❤️ NYC

Little Marco, putz that he is, announced sanctions against the ICC almost immediately after the Peace prize winner was announced. Tell me that’s not Rump inspired. 🙄

Oh, come on! I was 6!! 🤣

age yourself with a childhood crush 😊

I see you, Jason! 😊❤️ Thanks for the follow! 💕

Lose the prize, sanction the court. Trump didn't win the Nobel, so Marco Rubio — little putz — slapped sanctions on the entire ICC. That's not foreign policy, it's a tantrum with a State Department letterhead. 🙄🙄🙄

Happy Fall, y’all! 🍁🧡🤎💛

The kind of shithole country that has a child rapist as "president"? 🤮

We love ya, Foxy! 💙

This is true, but your summer starts May 1 and last through December 31st. 102 degrees in September is not pleasant. As the weather continues to get cooler up here, I can just put more clothes on, but the law might object if you continue to take clothing off as the weather gets warmer down there.😜

Meanwhile, in Chicago, we enter the perfection that is Fall…😊🍁

Don Jr's wedding after-parties were bankrolled by a Russian oligarch with Putin ties — who now says Junior "repaid" him. Nothing says wholesome American wedding like a Kremlin-adjacent billionaire picking up the tab. 🙄🙄🙄

Thom Tillis wrote a whole book about how unqualified Hegseth and Noem were and called his Hegseth vote his biggest regret. Ana Navarro still called him out on live TV, asking what we’re all wondering: why he keeps confirming these people. "You keep doing it, Thom!" As always, Ana keeps it 💯. 💅🏻

Looks like he’s trying to dislodge a diaper wedgie…🙄