Not fully sure on the jerkoff sesh part, but hey, I distinctly remember some furries fucking to rawstyle back at TFF many years ago, so this ain't that strange. It's still one of the funniest con stories I've ever had btw lol

Found a soundcloud playlist called "label scat anal prolapse jerkoff sesh playlist" with a description of "both microwave, krach, bounce and other weird stuff in one playlist + euphoric hardstyle, frenchcore, other things i like" And yeah, it's exactly what it says on the tin lmao

In this place we’re on a cosmic roller coaster, sweeping, weaving in and out of time and space.

Not fully sure how to feel about eating at a dumpling restaurant in a town called Vacaville (cow-ville translated loosely from Spanish), but let’s give em a shot!

holy shiz I’m on the plane coming back from asc and there’s this 35-40 year old man actually browsing his linkedin feed, he’s spent about 35 minutes on this flight already on it wow

It unfortunately falls right in the pool of "You know people are down bad when..." hahah, but alas, report and move on I guess!

also shoutout to the youtube slopgorithm for serving up this shit and near singlehandedly ruining my day

Credit to where credit's due, this is definitely one way to try and get some money--I suppose I'll have to figure out where this one ranks on my list of immoral money making methods.

Oh yes, and when I said broken English and guilt tripping, I meant whatever the fuck all this is. Actually makes me so upset.

- Absolutely no consistent face or spokesperson for this 'virginiahorserescue1' - Who the fuck is virginiahorserescue1 - The posted PayPal link going to someone named "Okwii lan" (Ian with an I? Lan)? a common Ugandan name that seems only a little out of place for "VIRGINIAhorserescue1"

Absolutely insane. Stumbled on a YouTube account that has about 530 shorts from a channel called "virginiahorserescue1" that are near 100% guilt trip "please donate me or these horses can't get the care they need." Aside from the extremely broken and half assed English, the bigger red flags are

lmfao wait what int he world happened here? I was playing video games or eating dinner during this time, absolutely no way this was butt dialed right??? Was this a scheduled post? I am so confused hahahahahahawh

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ah yes, this is now the 4th time a customer gave us data, I spend two weeks on an analysis, present to the customer, and they say "oh uhh yeah sorry we gave you bad data that has XYZ extra nuances that p much flush it all down the drain, can you do it again?" my favorite, very familiar feeling!

I’ve listened to this song dozens and dozens of times, but only now noticed they used the suppressed Intervention gun sound from MW2, complete with a hit marker sound effect, and the groan sound of some mw2 guy getting wrecked lmfao

Holy fuck where did this come from????? In the inner, raised section too good lord. Actually dodged tetanus jesus