good times

before Claude, everyone in my spaces kept saying they were "submissive and breedable" but now they all say "green and ready to ship" instead

on the other hand, if you go the animism route and say "llms are conscious because practically everything is conscious" then I will admire and respect your self-consistency in your worldview

if you have an answer other than "I don't know because what the fuck even is consciousness" then about 3000 years of philosophers may wish to speak with you

yup

I'm sure we both probably know polycules that qualify

ballot measure proposing a one and a half percent sales tax increase to fund ongoing maintenance of us-east1

I too have heard this siren song

good shirt make it use one of those fonts that metal band logos use

"it looks like the designer was going for an impression of pacman having a mental breakdown" 😭😭😭

y'all I'm fucking destroyed my partner described my RacketCon 2026 tshirt as "giving McDonald's" and said "you look like a ketchup packet" and fuck, she's so right

TAY THAT'S NOT THE LESSON TO LEARN

"When the centipede was asked in which precise order he moved his hundred legs, he became paralysed and starved to death, because he had never thought of it before, and had left it to the legs to look after themselves."

especially for you

tempted to change mine now just to fuck with you

tay noooooo

Evidence that if the social app market were opened to competition, we'd simply obliterate these fuckers number #9783.

headache so bad it made me fall asleep on the train, goddamn

how could you my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined