John J Salomone (@johnman.bsky.social)

@johnman.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 6:50 PM

Me finding out it was a sponsored stream

Johnmanplays: "fight the brainrot" gurl this is fornite
(Joe mentions it's a sponsored stream)
Johnmanplays: which I LOVE

@johnman.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 9:41 PM

I just can't half-ass anything

An exhaustive mood board for a dana scully costume focusing on hair, outfits, props, and accessories

@johnman.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 4:26 AM

popmart revealed all the cat labubus and the internet is pissed that none of them are orange

@johnman.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 2:56 AM

NEW SPACE THEMED TAMAGOTCHI PARADISE called Neon Planets just revealed. I love reporting the news

New space-themed tamagotchi paradise called "Neon Planet." The device has a dark blue/purple shell with sparkles in it and lime green accents. Surrounding the device are a bunch of new space-themed characters, and a bunch of older characters brought back to the paradise for the first time

Shows how to use the dial on the side of the device to zoom in and out. New for this paradise is one extra zoom out that shows your tamagotchi planet at the galaxy level.

Rough translation of japanese text: Spin it around and around! Take care of us via zoom!

Turn the zoom dial and view from the cellular level to the galaxy level. We can provide care up to the last detail!

Shows 3 new fields! A space-themed field, a tamagotchi paradise field that has a mixture of characters from the previous fields, and one for more classic tamagotchi characters that we haven't seen on the device yet

Roster of characters for each field, paradise characters on the left, space in the middle, and classic on the right

@johnman.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 12:45 AM

More cat labubu has arrived

Labubu as a cat/in a cat costume. This one is all black with a red bowtie, green eyes with flower shaped shine marks, a sharp toothy grin, and two sets of ears- the rabbit like labubu ones and the cat ones. She sits posing for a painting.

A new cat labubu pops in from off screen, this one speculated to be the secret. It's all gray with a metallic silver nose and winged eyeliner (?), brown eyes with sparkle shaped shine marks in them, and a silver bowtie.

@johnman.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 12:29 AM

I just know each one is going to have a different shape

@johnman.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 12:29 AM

Weird as hell but I kinda like it

@johnman.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 1:54 AM

give me cat labubu

A cat labubu/labubu in a cat costume. She has green eyes, cat ears, rabbit-like labubu ears in between them, a cat tail, and a pink ribbon

A cat labubu/labubu in a cat costume. She has sparkly green eyes, cat ears, and rabbit-like labubu ears in between them

A cat labubu/labubu in a cat costume. She is standing on a plain white background with a couch behind her, in a simple pose closest to what the toy would actually look like

From the prior frame, another cat labubu pops in from the right side of the screen. She is all black with green eyes + flower shaped shine marks

@johnman.bsky.social Oct 5, 2026, 6:01 AM

YES! I’m glad you like it!!!

@johnman.bsky.social Sep 27, 2026, 4:15 PM

I did anime too

Wing
My 9 Animes
The 9 Anime That Shaped Who I Am
Gurren Lagann, Evangelion, Sailor moon, cardcaptor sakura, pokemon, fooly cooly, hamtaro, techi muyo, gundam wing

@johnman.bsky.social Sep 27, 2026, 4:08 PM

I am updating my terms of service

@johnman.bsky.social Sep 26, 2026, 10:22 PM

Flaming Saddles? 🤠

@johnman.bsky.social Sep 26, 2026, 8:34 AM

“ADHD is actually my superpower” haha me too I’m like Superman if he flew into a brick wall over and over again

@johnman.bsky.social Sep 24, 2026, 3:27 PM

I am so deeply unwell but today I made a delicious peanut butter chocolate smoothie to feed my mind, body, and soul, and I just can’t stop giggling! Follow me for more! #smoothiemama #mamaof2wholovessmoothies #icantsleep #peanutbutterbitch #goddessofblending #cptsdtriggers #childhoodtrauma #yummers

@johnman.bsky.social Sep 23, 2026, 11:48 PM

Hey iphone users did you know you can create your own "stacks" of widgets? I just found out. This was introduced 6 years ago. I could scream, but I won't!!

@johnman.bsky.social Sep 23, 2026, 10:57 PM

I know both a cat named Mochi and a cat named Luna

@johnman.bsky.social Sep 23, 2026, 3:31 AM

Not in order but here's what I got! If I think any harder I could probably come up with a whole other list so I'm cutting myself off

My 9 games
The Games That Shaped Who I Am
Kirby Super Star
Final Fantasy VII
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
Resident Evil: Director's Cut
Animal Crossing
Persona 3
Katamari Damacy
Pokemon Yellow
Mega Man X

@johnman.bsky.social Sep 23, 2026, 12:47 AM

This is why I gave up trying to make one yesterday but I'm gonna try again!

@johnman.bsky.social Sep 21, 2026, 6:36 PM

lmaooo

@johnman.bsky.social Sep 21, 2026, 6:31 PM

Special skills? Well, actually, I can toss something from my right hand into my left hand without looking at it 😌 Preeeetty impressive for someone who drops things 10 times a day