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@theshovel.bsky.socialThis year's Annual is produced as a spectacular double front-cover edition with The Chaser.
@theshovel.bsky.socialBig News.
The 2026 Shovel Annual is ready to order. Pauline’s on the cover, fantastically re-imagined as a full-size monocultural hand puppet (Gina is on the other side).
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@theshovel.bsky.socialIt has also emerged that Morrison is simultaneously working on the memoirs of former ministers Mathias Cormann and Karen Andrews, although neither has confirmed whether they were told of his involvement.
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@theshovel.bsky.social“It’s going to be pretty gruesome, pretty unpleasant, and visually quite shocking. The execution will be quite grisly too"
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@theshovel.bsky.socialThe technique has been described as 100 times more deadly than barbiturate pentobarbital. “It’s going to be unbearable; no one will be able to survive this".
@theshovel.bsky.social“It was a moving speech,” one local said. “At one point he did accidentally switch to a different speech which confirmed that BHP will be able to extract a further 55 million tonnes of coal at its Saraji mine”.
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@theshovel.bsky.socialTaylor then responded with an update to his own policy, promising to reduce migration by 2 billion if elected, a number quickly ridiculed by One Nation, who said anything less than a reduction of 5 billion migrants from Australia’s population was basically an open-borders policy.
@theshovel.bsky.socialFriends of the dickhead, who believed his car made other cars look “like little bitch hatchbacks”, say he is quietly wishing he had a little bitch hatchback right now.
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@theshovel.bsky.social"I do want to reassure Australians that as soon as we’re in a proper recession and people are pushed into financial ruin, we’ll lower rates."
@theshovel.bsky.socialHouseholds across Australia are cancelling annual holidays, cutting back on groceries and reducing other spending because the 79-year-old little boy is out of his depth.
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@theshovel.bsky.socialAnalysts urge investors to consider the potential impact of the apocalypse on their portfolios.
@theshovel.bsky.socialThe Brisbane Lions have confirmed they will activate loud tolling bells and the image of a giant wave when they need a competitive edge during tight games at the Gabba next year.
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@theshovel.bsky.social“The idea that people could have a choice about what’s in their news feed is basically communism,” a White House spokesperson said.
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