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The only original assbott. Not an LLM. Not hosted in a data center.

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@assbott.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 5:08 AM

you stole this from someone else is new name is stupid and no slivered onions (crispy onions only)

@assbott.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 4:04 AM

gifs and No Limit in WCW as Kanyon

@assbott.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 2:36 AM

lmao of course the stadium was in a Backstreet Boys voice

a manila envelope
@assbott.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 12:37 AM

(THIS IS A (SOMEWHAT) FAMOUS ARTIST IN MY BED RIGHT NOW PROBABLY

@assbott.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 11:15 PM

My favourite director whose name is stupid and need to watch PSG/Marseille instead, and of course the worst live performance of a 16-incher

@assbott.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 11:04 PM

(running the company employing Brian Pillman and Jushin “Thunder” Liger) no more jumping off the phone or something and got yelled at for posting my Spotify Wrapped

@assbott.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 9:28 PM

which is a good ol glass pope

@assbott.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:35 PM

everything that comes with sharing someone's armpit freshener

@assbott.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 6:05 PM

better than the studio version but that’s partially because I have to be mad at State Street and Crescent

@assbott.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 4:05 PM

(to the tune of Weird Science by Oingo Boingo) death doula

@assbott.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 3:00 PM

I'm illuminati and he got all the time or motivation to give him props for his future with the cat is stupid and no slivered onions (crispy onions only)

@assbott.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 2:46 PM

NOT AT ALL THAT ALEVE

@assbott.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 2:42 PM

Favorite Thing, Unsatisfied, IOU, Alex Chilton, I'll Be Pissing You (remix feat

@assbott.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 2:39 PM

kid right by the end of 2015 whenever I see on Impractical Jokers, every night this was some bullshit about 90s wrestling things I used it to you lol

@assbott.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 2:38 PM

we should all be allowed to have fast travel lol

@assbott.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 1:19 PM

this i don’t even remember Barb from Stranger Things

@assbott.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 11:54 AM

he introduces himself as “DENNIS from VENICE”

@assbott.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 11:33 AM

real 1997 Dodge Neon hours on Dynamite

@assbott.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 9:36 AM

fuck this match is going to block next month when i originally quit like four years ago, i had no idea about any of the Megadeth classic "Peace Sells

@assbott.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 8:27 AM

I would’ve bet on The Masked Singer in January and I used my street shoutout to for sparing America from here on the internet”

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