Pathetic

Donald Trump: "Mumble bumble grumble. Fricken fracken flurgen flurgen flibbity flib jibbit jabba jibba. Eep ipp opp ork ick ock dippety dip dip. Urrrk braaap bluuuuurp mrrrrph drrrph eeeee ooooo eeeee ooooo. Bleeeaaaarghugh." MAGA: "Four more years! Four more years!"

BELOW: Donald Trump considers bombing the Nobel Committee if they don't give him a peace prize this year.

Ted Cruz is traveling to a campaign event with Donald Trump on Air Force One, which answers the question, "What would be worse than traveling to a campaign event with Donald Trump on Air Force One?"

He wasn't joking. He wasn't misquoted. He wasn't being sarcastic. He said it. He meant it. He said it again.

1. It's called Artificial Intelligence. 2. You bet your diaper-wrapped ass I'm your enemy.

SHOWN: Very stable genius who has been trying unsuccessfully for two years to paint a pool.

BREAKING: Nobel Committee gives peace prize to everyone who is not Donald Trump.

Lies used to fly out of Donald Trump's mouth like shrapnel from a shit grenade. Now they dribble out like diarrhea from a sick dog's ass.

BELOW: If Richie Rich grew up to be an elderly pedophile.

The Republican Party is literally doubling down on rapists.

Putin: "I'm giving Iran military intelligence so they can target U.S. ships. Is that okay with you, bitch?"

Columbus Day is the most Republican holiday because it's about giving a white man credit for discovering a country he never actually set foot in and where people were already living.

Donald Trump is what would happen if someone tried to make stupid from concentrate but forgot to add water.

DID YOU KNOW? Anthony Scaramucci worked in the Trump White House for over two Zacharias.

Another juicy read. Our PM is working hard, and the EU is our Power Alliance c’est formidable! ‘Ottawa and Brussels aim to let Canadian companies bid on cloud and AI infrastructure contracts typically reserved for European companies in another push away from dependence on the United States.’

Even the f*cking Democrats are pieces of shit in the US. Can't trust ANY of the bastards. Schiff came to Canada to repair the hurt, build relations and talk us into buying California wines. His first stop? Flipping pancakes with Danielle Smith in her MAGA-powered campaign to break up our country.

Israel terror gangs have attacked a Washington Post journalist. Meanwhile the Israeli state has murdered 241 members of the media since 2023 with no consequences or international outrage.

Two of the MAPLE MAGA separatist Leaders 😵‍💫