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Patrick Fitzgerald

@patmfitz.bsky.social

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Shall hoarse Fitzgerald bawl his creaking couplets in a tavern hall?
Fools are my theme, let Satire be my song.
- Lord Byron

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@patmfitz.bsky.socialJul 14, 2026, 5:27 PM Pinned

A tribute to Lindsey Graham (and his ladybugs) 🐞

youtu.beEveryone Knows It's Lindsey (song parody)YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
@patmfitz.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 9:20 AM

I used this product before, but the stain came back after one washing. I’m beginning to think it’s a problem with the washing machine - or maybe it’s stuck in the fabric and I just need to throw it away and get something new.

@cherijacobus.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 3:36 PMReposted by @patmfitz.bsky.social

KKK

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@patmfitz.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 4:36 PM

Josie and the Pussygrabs

@patmfitz.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 7:56 AM

They were charging a piece of eight, but I ran out of limbs.

@patmfitz.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 7:39 AM

It still cost me an arm and a leg.

A pirate with a hook handA pirate with a peg leg
@xelahart.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 12:38 PMReposted by @patmfitz.bsky.social

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@mouthyrenegade.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 2:34 PMReposted by @patmfitz.bsky.social

I’ve been saying this for a couple of years now. The French get it. Several other countries have done it in the past few years. So why don’t we?🤔

@patmfitz.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 1:10 AM

Is it made of activated carbon?

@patmfitz.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 12:53 AM

He might have had a chance had he taken a cue from Kristi Noem’s husband. 🎈🎈

@sethabramson.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 5:56 PMReposted by @patmfitz.bsky.social

A friend just wrote me about what is happening right now with AI decompiling games and applications (e.g., Adobe Photoshop) and it has really shaken me because the implications for the free market are staggering Basically closed source software is over forever and it happened overnight

@patmfitz.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 5:37 PM

I know why - it’s because he’s a bigot.

@patmfitz.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 1:51 PM

My man looks like he’s auditioning for a remake of “The Hills Have Eyes”

Poster for The Hills Have Eyes
@patmfitz.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 1:32 PM

With all their testosterone, they always stand in a circle…

@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 10:22 AMReposted by @patmfitz.bsky.social

If people really want to see live executions they should just follow ICE agents around.

@patmfitz.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 7:16 AM

In this future AI scenario, we are the piss.

@scalzi.comOct 8, 2026, 9:25 PMReposted by @patmfitz.bsky.social

My level of masculinity: Confident enough not to have to pretend to be able to handle spicy food above a single dash of Cholula

@patmfitz.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 5:13 AM

Closeup of Mike Collins listening to John Ossoff take him out to the woodshed during the debate.

@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 4:38 PMReposted by @patmfitz.bsky.social

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

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