There are 77,302,580 suckers born every minute.

If you ain't been knowin' our President gets his kneepads out for Putin, then your stupid ass didn't wanna know.

Real talk? The wockaflockas banning 12,000 books and broadcasting executions are rarely the good guys and whatnot.

If you ever see my ass standing like this, unplug me and plug me back in.

Excited to see how the Atlanta Hawkeyes do this year and whatnot.

Private companies are hiding the Musk doc, while public funds are makin' Trump ads. If you are cool with it you can kiss my entire black ass and whatnot.

Xi is like, "Who the fuck are these weirdos?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you

I apologize for using taxpayer funds to start Whatnot News Network. WNN will be sponsored by Kangol going forward. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time.

Sending love to the one of a kind Carrot Top and whatnot.

Spoiler alert and whatnot. You don't have to completely understand how someone lives their life in order to LET someone live their life.

In the end, he's just tryin' to make this Russia with more Chipotles and whatnot.

I bet the first person who imported sausages from Vienna thought something waaaay more fancy was showin' up and whatnot.

Love you forever, NYC.

You only hear about National Anthems. Shout out to all the regional and local anthems out there.