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Pothead music producer and passionate devotee of red & black mana. Host for @mtglexicon.bsky.social & @hbvc-radio-mtg.bsky.social Finger-guns bisexual. (fae/faer)
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@girldickenergy.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 8:38 PM

Nice nice nice 🔥🔥🔥

@girldickenergy.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 8:22 PM

We *love* a Painful Quandary 🥰 It's a Madness deck though, so if we're gonna be rude in that particular way, it's gotta have Madness. You know, like Necrogoyf >:3c

Necrogoyf
Three, black, black
Creature — Lhurgoyf

Necrogoyf’s power is equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards.

At the beginning of each player’s upkeep, that player discards a card.

Madness one, black, black (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

*/4
@girldickenergy.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 8:18 PM

Lol instantly becoming their number one priority for getting removed from the game 🤣

@girldickenergy.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 8:11 PM

I'm very normal :3

@girldickenergy.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:58 PM

no, i think the keyword's first appearance was on the Rakdos cards in the set Dissension

@girldickenergy.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:55 PM

yall look so nice 😻😻😻

@girldickenergy.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:50 PM

Me: *casts Gibbering Descent* Opponent: what is *wrong* with you??? 🤣

Gibbering Descent
Four, black, black
Enchantment

At the beginning of each player’s upkeep, that player loses 1 life and discards a card.

Hellbent — Skip your upkeep step if you have no cards in hand.

Madness two, black, black (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
@girldickenergy.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:46 PM

She's listening, she's learning

@girldickenergy.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 3:02 PM

I think if you're comparing The Darkhold to The One Ring, you're going to be disappointed by just how much more life the cards will cost you. It's *way* more expensive that way. But it does enable trick shots and I'm sure we got some shooters out there.

@girldickenergy.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 3:02 PM

Dragged the whole table to hell together with evil books yesterday. Set everyone to 4 with The Darkhold, then Forked Vandal's Edit with Codie to burn the table for the remaining life. 😌💅🏾

The Darkhold
One, black, black
Legendary Artifact — Book

Tap: Put a sin counter on The Darkhold. Draw a card for each sin counter on it, then you lose 1 life for each card in your hand.

Six, black, black, tap: Each player’s life total becomes the lowest life total among all players. Activate only as a sorcery.

The first words scrawled against its pages birthed the concept of evil into the universe.Defacing Duskmage
a white and a black mana
Creature — Dog Warlock

Deathtouch

Whenever an opponent draws their second card each turn, this creature becomes prepared. (While it’s prepared, you may cast a copy of its spell. Doing so unprepares it.)

2/2
Vandal's Edit
One, a white, and a black
Instant

Draw two cards. Each player loses 2 life.Codie, Ravenous Codex
Three generic mana
Legendary Artifact Creature — Book Construct

Whenever you cast a prepared spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

wooberg, tap: Each creature you control becomes prepared. (Only creatures with prepare spells can become prepared.)

A font of knowledge for those able to read more than a page of hexed words.

1/4
@jenfilthymtgcasual.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 2:20 PMReposted by @girldickenergy.bsky.social

Tune in this week for some limited play with @girldickenergy.bsky.social

One night with me
One night with @donifmtgc.bsky.social

6 packs each to build a deck

twitch.tv/filthymtgcas...

@spacecowperson.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 12:28 AMReposted by @girldickenergy.bsky.social

Every time a conservative talks about trans people like we are some massive issue plaguing society despite being like 1-2% or less of the population, I make another 1% of the population nonbinary, so please keep talking about us, I am surrounded by so many baddies named like bug or rock or moss

@girldickenergy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 8:31 PM

🔥🔥🔥

@girldickenergy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 8:30 PM

We love clowns around here 🤡🫡

@girldickenergy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 7:32 PM

@indominus-lux.bsky.social got my jace killed and then killed him again with her own hands.

can't have shit around here 😾

Jace Beleren
One, blue, blue
Legendary Planeswalker — Jace

+2: Each player draws a card.

−1: Target player draws a card.

−10: Target player mills twenty cards.

Loyalty: 3
@girldickenergy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 6:08 PM

We're out of colour ink and I'm too good for greyscale

@girldickenergy.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 4:16 PM

Extremely Normal Behaviour :3

My hand, holding a handwritten proxy of the magic the gathering card The Darkhold above my desk.
@girldickenergy.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 9:56 PM

Going live on @mtglexicon.bsky.social to play some more FRA Limited. May we open busted rares and mythics instead of lands this time.

A selfie angle photo of Empress Quinn in front of faer desk throwing up the peace sign cuz we still haven't figured out what to do with our hands. We're smiling and emotionally prepared for however these drafts go.
@grease.gayOct 9, 2026, 8:02 PMReposted by @girldickenergy.bsky.social

bitches don’t even be cooling their pies on an open windowsill anymore, how’s a girl supposed to eat

@hbvc-radio-mtg.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 1:55 PMReposted by @girldickenergy.bsky.social

Back to your regularly scheduled, long form podcast!

Cole and Quinn are back in the booth, gushing about Reality Fracture cards and legends. Many vibes are checked, Life Insurance is extorted by Quinn while Cole brings a bit of icy tech to a new Boros deck.

open.spotify.com/episode/79Yv...

Episode 76 for HBVC Radio, with Niv Mizzet Ghost Council and Tamiyo Upriser Crowned as the arts
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