@mrsmartypantz.bsky.social
Tired of the nonsense, so deciding to mock it.
@mrsmartypantz.bsky.socialMaybe light some soothing candles?
@mrsmartypantz.bsky.socialA surprise Go Away party?
@mrsmartypantz.bsky.socialOhh. He’s gonna go to Minnesota? Maybe Minneapolis? 🍿
@mrsmartypantz.bsky.socialHe’s multitasking.
@mrsmartypantz.bsky.socialAccess to a gun when they shouldn’t have one is a start.
@sireviscerate.myatproto.socialReposted by @mrsmartypantz.bsky.socialThey're only underpants if you have something on over them
@mrsmartypantz.bsky.socialWhen is the radical left gonna stop allowing fey creatures in our public schools??? 😡
@mrsmartypantz.bsky.socialPretty sure Stephen Miller’s parents came here illegally when they left the underworld.
@mrsmartypantz.bsky.socialNo! It’s a ‘patriot patrician.’ 🇺🇸✊💥👍🧜🏻♂️
@mrsmartypantz.bsky.socialSad to hear you grew up in a broken foam.
@mrsmartypantz.bsky.socialIf ya got it, flaunt it.
@mrsmartypantz.bsky.socialDuh! His whole life is about not asking for consent.
@mrsmartypantz.bsky.social*stepping out of the kitchen covered in flour and gristle* Who wants Manwich Muffins?
@mrsmartypantz.bsky.socialSeriously! Can the media focus on anything besides spotlighting these ghouls?
@benedictsred.bsky.socialReposted by @mrsmartypantz.bsky.socialI’d like a Hellraiser sequel that’s just an hour and a half of someone trying to get the box open
@mrsmartypantz.bsky.socialYou win the internet today. 👏
@unfitz.bsky.socialReposted by @mrsmartypantz.bsky.socialA nondenominational church called Build-A-Prayer®️
@edhrec.comReposted by @mrsmartypantz.bsky.socialWizards of the Coast has revealed two Secret Lair drops today. One leans into macabre, manga-inspired horror; the other reimagines four classic works to be applied to new versions of old cards. Read all about it on the front page of EDHREC or at the link!
@mrsmartypantz.bsky.socialMe: I would like the single burger please. Cashier: That will be $10, or would you like to have it as a value basket? Me: A value basket Cashier: That will be $800.
