What would you do if you had a tail? Or, alternatively, what do you do with your tail that you definitely have?

Ruin a book by adding a word: Lord of the Button Flies

The weird thing is that this was supposedly an already existing album. But I couldn't remember which album, because the other weird thing is that there is no TMBG album with such a cover.

That was weird. I dreamed I witnessed the creation of a photo for the cover of a They Might Be Giants album. I saw a young girl in a colorful outfit leap from a platform in front of a large yellow fabric backdrop reminiscent of a circus tent.

Yaay tortoises!

Scooby Doo

Did they ever air that last Rax commercial where Mr. Delicious gets the crap beaten out of him by Woody Woodpecker? (Pecked, really.)

me: *clicks a button* computer: *does nothing* me: *clicks it some more, trying to get it to work* computer: don't RUSH me, i'm THINKIIIIING me: ah, joebesserimpression.exe had to initialize first

(Oh. I forgot I needed to double-stack the last anti-spoiler post. OK. There.)

(Second anti-spoiler buffer post here at the end of the thread.)

(This post is an anti-spoiler buffer. OK, here come the answers...)

My name would be Sprig.

This is R before what?

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