ok- imagine if radioapple end up together, we see them hanging out in alastor's bayou under an apple tree and admiring the stars. (pic from good omens s3, frikin still made me cry 😭)

Human Alastor is so hot ugh

El DJ dijo "ah no te quedaste en Lima pues ahi te va" House of Cards? Home??? Ta bien 😭😭😭

No me hablen de Peru porque ellos tuvieron We Are Bulletproof: The Eternal y UGH. No me hablen, odio todo.

To have the King of Hell so easily bothered oh I would bully Lucifer too AHAHAH This deer is on cloud nine 😌💕

He knows Lucifer can’t retaliate so he can be annoying without having to escalate into a fight. Besides, Lucifer ignored so many of his calls I wouldn’t be surprised if he was making himself impossible to ignore out of pettiness 🤣

S3 prediction that Alastor is gonna keep 1upping Lucifer, bullying him, getting a rise outta him, and “winning” each time when Lucifer loses his composure Last episode of season Alastor attempts once more, Lucifer snaps and just kisses him, and it leaves Alastor a flushed deer in headlights.