The best-named game I encountered at the arcade was Super Don Quixote, which has an outstanding title card VO

Oh man that sounds incredible, like a three-legged race with nailguns

Yeah this is 100% an Excalibur situation. Savant-level dexterity needed, hypermobile joints, 20/10 vision, among other mutations

Saw a Quake arcade machine in the wild. Truly diabolical setup. 3M years of additional evolution needed to produce the utility appendages needed to manipulate this interface. Only a sibling/little sibling combo (w/ Pacific Rim psychic link) can serve as a contemporary substitute

I’m just imagining the microphone as Saba, but also its lion mouth is singing in unison, and this is a hallucination I would very much like to have

Admirable level of commitment with a giant mural envisioning a society governed by a feudal avo-dictator

I do like this guy. Menu touts an “Avocado Innovation Lab” that has developed an avocado crepe, avocado colada. I am in the presence of scientists

OK, questionable petro-themed tip jar in what I would expect to be a granola establishment, not off to a good start

Astounding Bluth energy radiating from the premises. Obviously I’m walking in

Ninja spotted, 10:14 AM Naperville, IL, scooter subtype. End dispatch

you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao

It‘s really funny to imagine the prompt that was typed in to generate this dumb conspiracy board.

"Given current circumstances, you might think I'm just primed to notice nightmarish aristocrats bleeding us alive to sustain themselves. But after too many hours of spreadsheet data entry, I'm convinced devs really have been dabbling more heavily in Draculas as the economy feels increasingly dire."

At some point a lot of people started conflating media content consumption as the thing that was important, rather than having, idk, an experience with one’s child that both people benefit from

Finally got to the bottom of the 27-year-old mystery that's been HAUNTING the videogame industry since its discovery

And here I thought carcinization was in our future! What a relief

Yeah, the ideas around "overcoming your programming" could have been more embedded as a theme. Also for being called The Guardians, they seem pretty checked-out

And so another cycle of the enclosed, self-circulating toilet-to-sewer loop is performed

Rob, when Gaia is workshopping her human skull rendering, remind me, what kind of omen is that again?

Trade your sicko for the unsettlingly skull-shaped puffball I found in my woods on Wednesday