All of these moments will be lost, like tears in the rain,

Lecturer paused on this exact frame for about twenty minutes this morning i was crrrrrryin

one of my best

whenever i see two guys with a mullet and a moustache it's like oh i didn't realize Getdown Services were here ?

My post-industrial techno act - mainly comprising the clattering of keypads, the hiss of the coffee machine, and the Teams notification sound - has been wrongfully non-platformed by many of Manchester's so-called "forward-thinking" music venues

it's crazy to think Games Workshop actually produces more hotel beds than the entirety of Portugal ?

morning routine has now started seemingly perfectly overlapping with that of my ex in what experts are describing as an "unprecedented" test of small-talk ability

(kate nash voice): he said said you must eat so many olives cos you are so, umami

(stuck at two bars on the Glastonbury site) Stoicism has always been one of the great philosophies of our time (at three bars) To the winner, the spoils 😏

Uhhh is anyone else seeing this ?? 😬

settling in for several kilograms of chicken held together by a supermarket tortilla wrap

I accidentally spent £17,700 on 400 subscriptions to the LRB for Home Office staff and now the Life in the UK test is asking applicants to rank Derek Jarman films from most to least emotionally resonant?

The Guardian | Culture | REVIEW: Visionary creator brings wit and charm to sparkling adaptation of beloved classic ⭐⭐⭐☆☆

Our long national bedtime is over

not everything needs to be a "bit", sometimes it's just nice to support a bit of stewing action 🙌

first eye test in two decades and the optician said i "should have been a fighter pilot", so i'm now casting around for more superfluous medical appointments to keep this high going

(concerned scientist) If we are already at LRB subscription and checking Resident Advisor from time to time, by 2028 we should be ... (double checking numbers) oh my god, teak furniture??

watching with fear as every year this inches closer to being about my demographic cohort and seeing more and more of the pieces falling into place

Airport passenger STUNS security by removing belt, watch and liquids over 100ml in one fluid motion; acclaimed by grateful queue for nous and prescience

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter: