Iunno what they were thinking touting those attractive hours then pouting like kids when I follow it to the t

Still endlessly amused about the time I took a job where the company boasted of 10am-4pm working hours, then wasn’t happy at all for some reason when I abided by those hours strictly 💅 This was all despite me completing my work well to the point I was asked to stay when I resigned lmao

I HECKING LOVE TIRAMISU

Nature is healing 😮‍💨

Ordering from China, I get 2 types of experiences: 1 - “Oh neat this is cheap!” 2 - “Oh neat this is chea-what do you mean this is for 100 pieces of item?!”

10000000%

“The vampire bugs got me.”

I only use Macs for work haha

When you have no more fucks to give lol

I chuckled haha! Thank you

Pretty much a 1-to-1 impression of my face

Got some disappointing news (nothing awful) and decided it was tiramisu time~

Maybe a little morbid, but this is truly what I want my gravestone to say lol

Pathetic fucks, really

See I’m not against ALL AI. Gen AI, yes. But trying to lie to us that AI will improve out work when in fact it is used to lay on EVEN MORE work is just audacious

Okay that is truly so much worse (I love coriander)

Friend: My company wants to send me for an AI prompt course. It has nothing to do with my work tho? They keep saying it’s ‘for the future’ Me: Let’s be honest AI isn’t being used to lessen workloads at all lmao. Sounds like your work scope is about to be expanded instead. F: 😩😩😩

I'm not sure how long (don't exactly remember and seemingly people involved were in a bit of a panic) but yes. I have no fear of death and non-existence. Suffering is a separate issue.

When you have literally died twice, the novelty wears off 😎

Maybe a little morbid, but this is truly what I want my gravestone to say lol