fuck no you're kidding me none at all really are you serious what the fuck

What happens if you mix Kaizo Mario with Celeste?

tall woman with purple hair told me that my yellow hair looks really great starts hyperventilating

Magic creative just said Cruelclaw is bi as part of the trans lifeline fundraiser when asked about some of their favorite lgbtq+ mtg characters and I'm taking it. He's ours now.

(psychic giving me a palm reading) And your desires… yes….. hmm……. I see…. huh? Wile E coyote?… Like from looney tunes or whatever? that’s interesting… hmm…. and i see you now…… wait… Oh my GOD what the fuck are you doing to him

the third person in a chain is the most important person because you have to be the deciding factor: is this bit funny enough to turn it into a bit where we made a chain of it

I think I like left this shit in my cart and never clicked purchase or something or it didn’t go through or something no charge on any of my bank statements, no email confirmation for shipping, and can’t access the original listing (lowkey forgot what website I even bought it off of) sad :[

Fatty X bean 💙

CM秋6_62

Piss your pants

“i have several mutuals who still interact wit—“ AAAAUUUUSIWIWIIEIIDIIDDJDJDJDJGKGKGLIKYFJJFJDHHSHSHSHSHHEEHEHHRHJRJTJJYJYYKULPP I LULHLLGKCJCNNXNXNXNXNDNSNSNNSNEJTKYKYKYKFKF FUUUCCCCCKCKKKKK YYYOOOOOYOUOUUUUUUUUUU

It's over for you motherfuckers now

apparently I can still clear Possession’s double 17, but goddamn this kicks the wind out of me