MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

Cheers to everyone who has checked this out - More Patron exclusives from DragonCon (and more archival pieces) are coming soon…

Cheers to everyone who has checked this out - More Patron exclusives from DragonCon (and more archival pieces) are coming soon…

I think I’m still happy with my Playmates Megavolt.

A.I. use turns “Measure Twice - Cut Once” into “What The Fuck Did This Thing Do And Why Did I Ever Trust It To Do It Oh Shit How Do I Fix This”.

A.I. use turns “Measure Twice - Cut Once” into “What The Fuck Did This Thing Do And Why Did I Ever Trust It To Do It Oh Shit How Do I Fix This”.

"Do it. I DARE YOU."

I want to help you. I want to heal you.

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I think this season is missing enough sincerity/enthusiasm anchors to balance out Richard and Matt's combined comic apathy and orneriness. They're doubling up what should have just been one of them on this season. Two of that comic energy is too much, so it all feels dissonant.

"I'll return in Avengers: Doomsday."

I actually do want one of those mug & lid/saucer combos (I still have childhood sense memories of their rough texture), but please consider that there was once a time that a "Saltine Saver" was a sincere product deemed worthy of a spotlight to potential consumers...

"I'll return in Avengers: Doomsday."

And Doc Hopper! (The great Charles Durning)

This Harry Chapin tune is another one that rolls around in my head more and more...

I can’t tell you just how excited I am that the guiding ethos for the 21st century is “Let’s reinvent this, but worse.”

DON'T FORGET THE FREE POTATO TOPPING BAR.

Just wait until they announce that Ike Perlmutter has also joined Ellison’s Legion Of Doom…

Oh, so it’s just going to be the Island Of Misfit Assholes, then…

Sure, Dolly's cover of "Burning Love" is great, and the guest is odd to see in this context, but for the life of me, the only thing I can focus on is the Tinseltown Dancers...