Now’s your chance to get your own stupid, AND help a friend!

You did the good bigs~

Checking Amazon’s new “about you” page. Fairly normal- “likes this brand”, “lives in this state”, “has a pc”… then there’s this gem:

I’m sorry to hear :( seems like that’s been happening to a lot of folks lately, I hope you get a break soon!

dragons who hang out with people should have polished spots on their scales where they're touched all the time, like the polished statues right on the butt

I’m constantly impressed at the generosity of people

Finally signed up for + yesterday

Why stop it when it could be made even faster >:3

Honestly same, playing Mario party or Jackbox with a few folks. Nothing crazy :)

I’m not a tobacco expert but I suspect if your tobacco is a fluid something has gone wrong

Work DR exercise went overtime. Tired derg is just gonna lay down and snooze on top of your city, hope you don’t mind.

👀📈📈📈

turning a big dial that says "Size" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

Looooooooool

Oh my gosh I forgot about that site! Used to be some good ones.

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