I’m gonna need John Smoltz to stop saying “chaos” so much.

Of course, which is probably why pretty much all religions have rules against murder. I didn’t specify a religion in the post you’re replying to, btw

Shohei Ohtani and I both recently got haircuts and wear New Balance shoes. Probably many other similarities, as well.

It’s wrong to execute someone on a livestream. It’s also wrong to execute someone in a hidden private room in some shameful little ritual. Tbh it’s wrong to kill people in general, seems like there should be a rule about that somewhere, maybe in religion.

Not to be horny on main, but filling in the little bubble to vote YES on a billionaire tax in California gave me a special little thrill.

Old man reading an actual newspaper alone at the diner… you may not know it but you are the last remaining anchor holding our world together.

Chillin’ casually with a coworker.

Loved seeing this in the theatre and it remains totally great.

Linus, the original Mr. Autumn Man.

Nice review of our new MST3K, first ep available online tomorrow! They call it an Absolute Banger, like in that old quote, "Absolute banger bangs absolutely."

Sports culture is all about the enduring dignity of the American male. That’s why all the ads are for gambling apps and boner pills.

Apparently this tax will affect about 220 billionaires. I’d like to knock on each one of their doors and say “thanks, bitch.” I’ve got the time.

Yeah, CA ballots are a confusing minefield. I hope people use voter guides

Not to be horny on main, but filling in the little bubble to vote YES on a billionaire tax in California gave me a special little thrill.

So long to Jim Bakker, a minor character from Bloom County.

That’s the city I live in and a city I used to live in… you’re telling on yourself, Mr. President. You are obsessed with me.