“Yeah yeah, you #Break it you buy it.”
“Oh no, our antique shop works a bit different. You break it, you become it.”
*Startled porcelain fox statue noises!?*

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I'm a writer with a penchant for satyrs and shapeshifting! Howdy! 👋
It’s unclear if dangling from a mounted trophy’s antlers is going to turn you into a deer or a wall decoration. Only one way to find out!
“Yeah yeah, you #Break it you buy it.”
“Oh no, our antique shop works a bit different. You break it, you become it.”
*Startled porcelain fox statue noises!?*
Weretober2026 Day 16 - Goat Demon 🐐
People are going to try and make content out of this, and 100% of it is going to be people throwing a tantrum at card-only coffee shops without a cash drawer.
#Satyrember Fact 45: The party never ends the party never ends the party never ends- Err0r err0r baah!
Canine alien made of nanomachine goo that takes your form and gives you theirs 🥴
"Parting is such #Sweet sorrow-"
"Oh, I can keep you two together for a while longer if you'd like?"
"No no no no no, we've been stuck in this two person horse costume all week let us out of here already!" 🐴🍑 #Octransfur
#Satyrember Fact 45: The party never ends the party never ends the party never ends- Err0r err0r baah!
The Hundred-Foot Journey For Tax Purposes. (AKA Buying a MacBook in New Hampshire.)
Carson’s no stranger to last-minute gigs, but the backup drummer has a feeling that Howling Good Time's werewolf gimmick might not be an act.
Happy #WerewolfWednesday! 🌕🐺 I couldn't let spooky season go by without a proper werewolf tale! Enjoy! www.furaffinity.net/view/66696288/
TRANSFORM FICTION, ISSUE #1 — (after some changes) ten TF-themed stories to share! An eclectic mix of narratives all expressing a dramatic change in form! The .pdf is available here: transform-fiction.itch.io/transform-fi...
Bah, I'm not sure the joke works without the song ending in a Y. 😱 Disregard.
Such a nut that I got the name of the song wrong in my original post. 😅
When you’re a coyote but you have work at 8
Part 2's not going to be steamy. It'll wrap the story up for now, but I might leave the door open for a steamy side story some time in the future.
The real trick is getting your original form back when the panel's over.
Carson’s no stranger to last-minute gigs, but the backup drummer has a feeling that Howling Good Time's werewolf gimmick might not be an act.
Happy #WerewolfWednesday! 🌕🐺 I couldn't let spooky season go by without a proper werewolf tale! Enjoy! www.furaffinity.net/view/66696288/
“I love a bit of #Bureaucracy mischief.”
“Casting a truth spell on paperwork is pretty standard…?”
“No no, if you lie on this document, it becomes the truth.”
“Oh, that’s more novel-“
“I cast it on the Steam age verification page everyone randomly clicks through.”
“You monster.” #Octransfur
Don't let two mirrors "see" each other. This causes problems.
#octransfur animated! A toon roo tf for day 13!