The kitchen smells amazing

It is like The Wheel’s evil twin…

I’ve got this soup prepped & ready to go in the oven: one scooped out pumpkin stuffed w/ a whole chicken, carrots, onion, celery, cabbage, bok choy, a couple drumsticks & seasoning. Can’t wait to eat this

Stephen, why?

Sometimes I get lost in all the joy and wonder there is in the world. Then I think about how the cat Garfield was based on is long dead, and get real sad. So it all balances out in the end.

He shows up a few times as different characters, and as expected, he’s always great

When I was a middle school counselor, I had to teach a six week anti-bullying course to sixth graders and inevitably I would tell them the best way to stop. Bullying is punch them in the face. Just do it after school 300 yards away from us.

Real Profiles In Courage shit here

What are your thoughts on Chaka Kahn?

There are about three types of cancer that aren’t even Dashcam bad.

Yeah. I love Salem. Seeing those crowds, knowing there’s essentially one road that gets you into the city…no thanks.

The trailer was fantastic. The finished product was hot garbage. I forgot it was a Rob Savage jam. If I’d remembered, I would have stayed home.

It’s almost impossible for me to wrap my head around what a mishmash of terrible Other Mommy is. I know some folks love Host, but Rob Savage has now made 4 movies that I find to be utter garbage.

Turns out when you spend more than half a decade bullying young kids about their identity, pulling protections, & making them feel unsafe, the kids will hide their potential authentic selves. Who woulda thunk it?

I know you’re a horror site, and this is horror news, but you don’t HAVE to cover AI / Meta slop

What’s the point of having “fuck you money” is you’re going to bend the knee to the smallest, most petulant dictator with the intelligence & attention span of a fruit fly, & lower approval tian colon cancer?