There is a good reason the Romulans are sniggering at you. And it has absolutely nothing to do with the filter they chose for you.

I thought it would be bigger

I'm surprised you got the bag as far as the curb.

The only solution is to travel back in time to just before you locked it and retrieve the keys. Starfleet has used time travel for less.

That was after a joint petition on behalf of the dolphins, Exocomp and Horta crew members.

This feels very appropriate with that post over on the other site from some dude who wanted to train an AI bot to read to his son instead of doing it himself. As Vimes says, once you start making excuses it's very easy to keep justifying them. Reading to your kid yourself is the bare minimum.

We tried to warn you that Worf and that curried gagh was a bad idea. But you insisted on respecting Klingon culture.

You know they are just a more expensive version of the regular combage?

Are Willie and Kate going to allow you to go trick and treating?

I wouldn't worry. I'm sure Coach has an installment plan for you to get caught up.

What you are saying is that you want Lucky to hatch their own lunch?

Weren't you meant to be attending Alexander's school play at that time?

The only surprise will be if your demise isn't burrito related

I'm sure Romulans studied it in great detail

Phillip J Fry is so adorable

Is this for the weekly poker game?

Ferengi will know by the sound it makes when they tap two bars together

Looking to win back your bat'leth? You have to learn not to take poker so seriously.